DISCLAIMER: I do not own DGM. It belongs to Katsura Hoshino.
WARNING: This fanfic is based on some fairy tales. The character might be out of character. This fanfic also contains yaoi pairings, so read at your own risk.
NOTE: Special thanks to Magnipisika16 or Maggie for giving me ideas in this fanfic. Thanks a lot!
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Ini: Good day everyone! This is our first day of storytelling and I am pleased to announce that our chosen story for today is Rapunzel! So, before that, I would like to have a small chat with our cast.
Ini: *shivers* Eto…How was it being the chosen one to play the role of the prince, Kanda?
Kanda: It was so damn annoying to have that BakaMoyashi around.
Allen: It's Allen, BaKanda. *glares at Kanda*
Ini: …okay…So, Allen, how was it being Rapunzel?
Allen: *sighs* It was hard getting along with someone as idiotic as Kanda, but I managed to do my part.
Kanda: Oi, Moyashi…
Allen: What is it, BaKanda?
Ini: Eto….*whispers to Lavi* (what should I do now? They are fighting!)
Lavi: (Start the show. That way, we'll have time to stop them!")
Ini: (EH!) *stares at Allen and Kanda who are about to fight*
Kanda: *draws Mugen* Prepare yourself, Moyashi.
Allen: *smirks* I doubt someone as slow as Kanda can hit me.
Ini: *clears throat*
Kanda: What did you-
Ini: I said "AHEM!" *smiles at Kanda and then at Allen*
Allen and Kanda: … *shuts mouth*
Ini: So, the Black Order is proud to present to you its first tale: Rapunzel! Sit back and enjoy~
RAPUNZEL
The Millennium Earl: Once upon a time there was a couple who longed to have a child. Finally, the wife (which happened to be Klaud Nyne) believed that Lord would finally grant her wish. Through the window of their small house, Klaud Nyne could see a splendid garden filled with many flowers and herbs. Unfortunately, the garden was owned by our cute, but powerful sorceress Road~ 3
One day, Klaud Nyne happened to be standing in front of her window when she saw the most beautiful rapunzel in Road's garden. Klaud Nyne craved for it every day, and she became sick because she cannot get any~ 3
Cross (worried): What is wrong, my gorgeous wife?
Klaud (dismayed): My useless husband, if you won't get me any rapunzel from the sorceress Road's garden, I shall divorce you.
Cross (thinks to himself): I need to get one or else, I'll lose a gorgeous wife!
Millenium Earl: Then, when it was already dusk, he set forth to the sorceress' garden and got one rapunzel. He immediately gave it to her wife and she made it into a salad~ 3
Klaud (contented): For once, you had been of use, my useless husband.
Cross (leans forward Klaud): Well, I'd do anything for my gorgeous wife.
Klaud: Then, if that's the case, get me another one.
Millenium Earl: So Cross had trespass the sorceress' garden once again, but unfortunately, he was caught by Road herself~ 3
Road (angry): Heh~ you've got some nerve to steal my Rapunzel. I'll make you pay for it~!
Cross (annoyed): tsk. Come on, I did this for my wife and she'll divorce me if I don't give her one! You don't know how hard it is to find an amazing woman like her.
Road (grins): Well then…You'll give me your future child in exchange for all the rapunzels you'll take~ I'll take care of your child like it's my own~
Cross: Fine, fine.
Millenium Earl: And so~ when Klaud Nyne gave birth to a beautiful boy with hair as white as snow and eyes as silver as the moon, Road took it immediately from them and named him Allen Walker. Allen became the most beautiful child. When he was 12, Road locked him in a tower with only a window in it. The only way for Road to enter the tower was for Allen to let down his splendid long hair and she made them his hair a ladder~ 3
After a few years, King Tiedoll's son, Kanda Yu happened to pass by the forest where Allen's tower is located.
Allen (sings): Watashi no inori tsuzukeru~ Douka konoko ni ai wo~ Tsunaida te ni kiss wo~
Kanda (stops and then looks at the tower): What a beautiful voice…tsk…how am I supposed to climb that tower if it only had a window.
Millennium Earl: Prince Kanda went home, but was still unable to forget the sweet voice that touched his heart. And so, he decided to return everyday to the forest to listen to Allen's song. One day, when he was standing behind the tree, he saw sorceress Road.
Road (shouting): Allen, Allen, let down your hair~
Allen (shouts back): Yes, mother!
Millenium Earl: As Prince Kanda sees Allen let down her hair, he thought of something.
Kanda: I'll try it next time…
Millenium Earl: And so, Kanda tried his luck…
Kanda (clears throat): Allen, Allen, let down your hair!
Allen (shouts): Yes, mother!
Allen (to himself): I wonder when did mother's voice changed?
Kanda (enters the tower): I'm no mother, lady.
Allen (frightened): WHAT! WH-WHO ARE YOU!
Kanda (sighs): Tone down your voice. I just came to listen to your beautiful voice, that's all.
Allen (doubtful): Re-really?
Kanda: Yes, so just sing, Moyashi…
Allen (annoyed): What did you just call me?
Kanda: Moyashi.
Allen: It's Allen, Baka!
Kanda (annoyed): Whatever, start singing. I'll listen to your song no matter how long it is.
Allen (sighs): Do I have any other choice? You won't even leave even if I tell you to…
Millennium Earl (happily): And so, Allen sang with all of his heart. Kanda closed his eyes as he listens to the sweet voice of the little angel in front of him. Allen gazed at Kanda from time to time while singing and he no longer felt frightened or annoyed at the man. Instead, he felt warm deep inside.
Allen (stops singing): So, how was it?
Kanda (smiling): Beautiful…
Allen (happy): Well, if you want to hear me sing every day, visit me every night.
Kanda: Okay, don't forget. I'll visit you every night. Good bye.
Millennium Earl: At those words, Allen felt a flush on his face. So, every night, Kanda spends time with Allen. As time passes by, the bond between them grew stronger and stronger until it was no longer mere infatuation that Kanda was feeling towards Allen but love. So one night, Kanda decided on one thing. He decided to make Allen his wife.
Kanda (sits beside Allen): Moyashi…
Allen: It's Allen, BaKanda.
Kanda: Just listen, okay.
Allen (clueless): okay, go on.
Kanda (looks directly at Allen's eyes): Allen...
Allen (blushes): y-yes?
Kanda (sincerely): Be the only person in this world who can penetrate this aloof heart of mine. Be the only chain that can bind me. Be my radiant light in this world, Allen.
Allen (blushes madly): Wh-wh-wh-what d-d-d-d-do you m-mean, K-Kanda?
Kanda (facepalms): Are you slow?
Allen (stuttering): J-j-just say it!
Millenium Earl: Suddenly, Kanda grabbed Allen and put his lip on his. Kanda held Allen's face in his hands while Allen was staring at him, dumb-founded. He kissed Allen gently, letting Allen's tongue move naturally and synchronized with his. Allen felt his head throbbing, and so does his heart. Finally, Kanda lets go of Allen. Allen was out of breath but Kanda just caressed his red cheeks.
Kanda: Allen…would you be…my Queen?
Allen (happy): y-yes
Kanda (smiles): I'll treasure you more than anything else.
Allen: Yes, but…but…how are you going to..ma-ma
Kanda: Marry you?
Allen: y-yes…
Kanda (hugs Allen): I'll take you out of this tower , for sure…But for now, I must leave you, Moyashi.
Allen (sad): It's Allen, BaKanda…Must….must…
Kanda: Hm?
Allen (blushes): M-must you really…leave?
Millennium Earl: Allen grabs Kanda's hands tightly. He simply did not want Kanda to leave her. For some reasons, he wanted Kanda to stay. So, unable to resist Allen, Kanda stayed there until morning. Unfortunately, the sorceress Road came to visit Rapunzel.
Road (shouts): Allen, Allen, let down your hair~
Millennium Earl: Allen was still asleep in Kanda's arms and was unable to answer Road's call. Road got impatient and used her magical umbrella, Lero, to carry her inside the tower. Upon seeing Allen with Kanda, Road became hysterical.
Road: Oh, Allen! What happened to my dear innocent child! Oh, Allen, how come that imbecile son of King Tiedoll laid his hands on you! My dearest Allen!
Allen: Wa-wait, mother why are you-
Kanda: Who is the imbecile here, you freakin' witch?
Road: No more words! I shall no longer hear of your excuses! From now on, you are indebted to me! You, Allen Walker, shall pay me $200,000 for everything I have done to you!
Millenium Earl: And so, sorceress Road left the tower with haste, leaving Allen dumb-founded.
Allen (frozen): WHAT! $200,000!
Kanda (pats Allen): Don't worry; we just need a few months for you to pay those debts. But before that, we need to get out of here.
Millennium Earl: Kanda went down the tower using Allen's long hair. The moment Kanda was on the ground, Kanda stretched out his arms, willing to catch Allen in his arms. Allen was hesitant at first as he held the dagger close to his chest. He looked back and reminisced the times he spent here with Kanda. He closed his eyes and smiled. As he was about to cut his hair, the only thought in his mind was…
Allen: The memories that I'm going to make with Kanda are going to be as priceless as the times we spent together.
Millenium Earl: And so~ 3 Allen jumped out of the tower, like an angel who fell from the heavens. Allen fell perfectly in Kanda's arms and Kanda took Allen in his kingdom. From then on, the two spent every day with love. The end~ 3
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Ini: *squeals*
Lavi: Oi, Ini-chan, we're on cam now!
Ini: *clears throat* Sorry for that. Well now! Let us hear what our-
Allen: *blushes* No comment.
Kanda: *facepalm* No comment.
Ini: Aww~ Come on! We all want to hear your opinion!
Kanda: *draws Mugen* you cheeky brat! It's your entire fault!
Ini: EEK! What? H-how?
Allen: You kept on squealing every time we shoot the k-k-k-k-k-k…ugh…the scene and we need to repeat it over and over again because of you!
Ini: EH?
Millennium Earl: Yes, yes~ Ini-pon kept on squealing that it took us 3 days to shoot that single scene! So, you must accept you punishment~ 3
Ini: EH! *starts to run away from Kanda*
Kanda: Wait, you cheeky brat!
Ini: *while running away from Kanda* so, on behalf of my family, I would like to thank all of those who enjoyed this! Wait for the next story, okay?
Kanda: THERE'S NO MORE NEXT TIME FOR YOU!
Ini: GYAAAAHHH!