Artemis Fowl Fan Fic Academy
By Spectra16
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters I may mention in this story. NONE of them are mine. Not even the great fan fic writers.
A/N: My apologies if I use you fan fic name in this story and you don't want it in there. just tell me and I will discontinue to use you name. Thanks for your time!
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Chapter One: Something Fishy Is Going Down
Spectra16 walked into the doors of her new school. This school was a bit different from NORMAL schools though. She was invited to it. Which was a big deal because who in the right mind would INVITE Spectra16 to somewhere? So to her, it was a big deal.
The school was newly built and only certain people were invited to it. It was kinda like Harry Potter. You get mail telling you that you can come. If not, you can't come. And it was like a boarding school. You didn't leave until you HAD to. Which kinda scared Spectra16 at first. She got pretty homesick(YEAH RIGHT! ! !) and didn't feel comfortable sleeping in a school (well, who wouldn't?).
She continued to walk into the school and looked around for her dorm. She was having a little trouble at first until a blonde haired girl asked if she could find everything all right.
Now, this was equally strange because blondes don't usually talk to Spectra16. Spectra isn't exactly popular and stuff so she was wondering it the blonde was blind or something. But then again, why would a blind person ask if she could FIND everything all right?
"Um, I can't really find my room," Spectra16 said, confused still. The girl took her schedule and pointed down the hall.
"Just go down there until you can turn and make a right. It should be right on that wall," The blonde said. Spectra16 smiled.
"Thanks . . . I guess." The blonde walked away. (Spectra16: o_O What the heck?!)
Spectra16 finally realized something was VERY wrong when she got to her first class. NO ONE knew each other. Everyone was dead silent and waiting for the teacher to arrive. And when the bell rang, there was still no teacher. After a minute or so of no teacher, a girl yelled out,
"PARTY! ! !" Some people laughed. Spectra16 just looked down at her desk. Since her desk was nearest to the window, she looked outside for a while. Something VERY strange caught her eye. There were . . . FLAMINGOS outside! What were they doing out there? Spectra16 questioned this. Spectra16 couldn't help but ask aloud,
"WHY IS THERE FLAMINGOS OUTSIDE?!?!?!" The girl sitting next to her spoke up.
"Those would be mine!"
Spectra16 was obviously very confused. Something about this school seemed familiar.
Finally, the teacher ran in, panting. He was a very big, burly man. He was bald, yes, but it was kind of like a shaved bald. He didn't look too old. More like in his forties.
"I'm sorry for being late to our first class, students. I had some unfinished business I had to . . . uh . . . finish."
Someone in the front row was being snotty, "We understand!"
"I am Mr. Butler. I DO NOT tolerate bad behavior! I expect you to follow rules! I expect your best!"
Everyone panicked. He was not going to take kindly to anyone, they could tell.
Since Spectra16 had a terrible fear of flamingos, she had one request.
"Mr. Butler, can we close the blinds?" Spectra16 asked.
"Are you mocking me?" Mr. Butler threatened.
"No."
"Than questions will be answered AT the end of my speech!"
"MR. BUTLER! YOU HAVE A SIMILAR NAME TO A GUY FROM MY FAVORITE BOOK!" One of the students blurted out. Mr. Butler glared at her.
"Do I?" Mr. Butler asked angrily.
"Yes."
"That's great. Maybe you'd like to explain that better to me AFTER class!" Mr. Butler yelled. The student nodded her head, afraid.
"All right. Let's move on. I am your PE teacher. This is our classroom but we will be going to the gym. And I expect you all to do well in gym because it's not mental work. At least, it shouldn't have to be!" Mr. Butler threatened again. Everyone scooted down in their seats.
AFTER CLASS
"Did you see that guy? He was exactly like Butler from Artemis Fowl!" One of the girls exclaimed.
"You like Artemis Fowl?" Another girl asked.
"DUH! It's only the greatest book ever!" Another person yelled.
Pretty soon the news was out. Everyone at the school like Artemis Fowl.
"It's pretty strange, don't you think?" A girl asked Spectra16.
"Yeah. Especially since the teacher fit Butler's description perfectly and we ALL like Artemis Fowl," Spectra16 said.
"By the way, what's your name?" The girl asked Spectra16.
"Um . . . Spectra16." The girl's jaw dropped.
"Why? What's your name?" Spectra asked the girl.
"Nicole . . . ," Nicole said. (I know, I know. Nicole isn't her pen name anymore but it's easier than writing Bloody Dead Rose all the time.)
"We're . . . fan fic writers . . . ," Spectra stuttered.
"This is WAY too coincidental! Our teacher is Butler, we all like Artemis Fowl, and most likely, we're all fan fic writers for Artemis Fowl."
"Someone set this up . . . ," Spectra16 determined.
"Hey, if Butler's here, than that must mean Artemis is too! ! !" Nicole yelled.
SECOND CLASS
"Hey, you wouldn't happen to be Nyghtvision, now would you?" Spectra16 asked the girl with the flamingos.
"Actually, yes . . . yes I am," Nyghtvision asked a little weary of how she knew. Spectra16 shook her hand.
"I'm Spectra16. Believe it or not. I think everyone here is an Arty fan fic writer. No lie," Spectra16 said. Nyghtvision's jaw dropped.
"You're kidding!" She said in disbelief.
"Nope." Nyghtvision turned to some other person.
"Hey, are you on Artemis Fowl fan fic?" She asked.
"Yeah. I'm slime frog!" smile frog said, a bit puzzled.
"OH MY GOD!" Nyghtvision yelled. The bell rang. The teacher stepped in. No one could believe what they were seeing.
"Take your seats!" The man said. Everyone's jaw dropped. This guy HAD to be Artemis Fowl Sr.
"What?" He asked. No one answered. "Oh . . . okay then. I am Mr. Fowl. I will be your science teacher. Are there any questions before I begin?"
One person raised there hand.
"And you are?" So called 'Mr. Fowl' asked.
"I'm Blue Yeti," Blue Yeti replied.
"How may I help you?" Mr. Fowl asked.
"Is this just one big joke or is this for real?" Blue Yeti asked. Mr. Fowl looked puzzled.
"I'm not sure of what you are inclining."
"Come on! Mr. Fowl? Mr. Butler? Everyone here likes Artemis Fowl! What kind of joke is this?" Blue Yeti asked.
"I doubt this was meant to be a joke, whatever 'this' is. I don't know what you are talking about! And everyone likes me son or me?" Mr. Fowl asked. Blue Yeti raised an eyebrow.
"Your son!"
"How did you know I have a son?" Mr. Fowl asked.
"We all have read the books!" Blue Yeti said obviously.
"Wait. What books?"
By Spectra16
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters I may mention in this story. NONE of them are mine. Not even the great fan fic writers.
A/N: My apologies if I use you fan fic name in this story and you don't want it in there. just tell me and I will discontinue to use you name. Thanks for your time!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chapter One: Something Fishy Is Going Down
Spectra16 walked into the doors of her new school. This school was a bit different from NORMAL schools though. She was invited to it. Which was a big deal because who in the right mind would INVITE Spectra16 to somewhere? So to her, it was a big deal.
The school was newly built and only certain people were invited to it. It was kinda like Harry Potter. You get mail telling you that you can come. If not, you can't come. And it was like a boarding school. You didn't leave until you HAD to. Which kinda scared Spectra16 at first. She got pretty homesick(YEAH RIGHT! ! !) and didn't feel comfortable sleeping in a school (well, who wouldn't?).
She continued to walk into the school and looked around for her dorm. She was having a little trouble at first until a blonde haired girl asked if she could find everything all right.
Now, this was equally strange because blondes don't usually talk to Spectra16. Spectra isn't exactly popular and stuff so she was wondering it the blonde was blind or something. But then again, why would a blind person ask if she could FIND everything all right?
"Um, I can't really find my room," Spectra16 said, confused still. The girl took her schedule and pointed down the hall.
"Just go down there until you can turn and make a right. It should be right on that wall," The blonde said. Spectra16 smiled.
"Thanks . . . I guess." The blonde walked away. (Spectra16: o_O What the heck?!)
Spectra16 finally realized something was VERY wrong when she got to her first class. NO ONE knew each other. Everyone was dead silent and waiting for the teacher to arrive. And when the bell rang, there was still no teacher. After a minute or so of no teacher, a girl yelled out,
"PARTY! ! !" Some people laughed. Spectra16 just looked down at her desk. Since her desk was nearest to the window, she looked outside for a while. Something VERY strange caught her eye. There were . . . FLAMINGOS outside! What were they doing out there? Spectra16 questioned this. Spectra16 couldn't help but ask aloud,
"WHY IS THERE FLAMINGOS OUTSIDE?!?!?!" The girl sitting next to her spoke up.
"Those would be mine!"
Spectra16 was obviously very confused. Something about this school seemed familiar.
Finally, the teacher ran in, panting. He was a very big, burly man. He was bald, yes, but it was kind of like a shaved bald. He didn't look too old. More like in his forties.
"I'm sorry for being late to our first class, students. I had some unfinished business I had to . . . uh . . . finish."
Someone in the front row was being snotty, "We understand!"
"I am Mr. Butler. I DO NOT tolerate bad behavior! I expect you to follow rules! I expect your best!"
Everyone panicked. He was not going to take kindly to anyone, they could tell.
Since Spectra16 had a terrible fear of flamingos, she had one request.
"Mr. Butler, can we close the blinds?" Spectra16 asked.
"Are you mocking me?" Mr. Butler threatened.
"No."
"Than questions will be answered AT the end of my speech!"
"MR. BUTLER! YOU HAVE A SIMILAR NAME TO A GUY FROM MY FAVORITE BOOK!" One of the students blurted out. Mr. Butler glared at her.
"Do I?" Mr. Butler asked angrily.
"Yes."
"That's great. Maybe you'd like to explain that better to me AFTER class!" Mr. Butler yelled. The student nodded her head, afraid.
"All right. Let's move on. I am your PE teacher. This is our classroom but we will be going to the gym. And I expect you all to do well in gym because it's not mental work. At least, it shouldn't have to be!" Mr. Butler threatened again. Everyone scooted down in their seats.
AFTER CLASS
"Did you see that guy? He was exactly like Butler from Artemis Fowl!" One of the girls exclaimed.
"You like Artemis Fowl?" Another girl asked.
"DUH! It's only the greatest book ever!" Another person yelled.
Pretty soon the news was out. Everyone at the school like Artemis Fowl.
"It's pretty strange, don't you think?" A girl asked Spectra16.
"Yeah. Especially since the teacher fit Butler's description perfectly and we ALL like Artemis Fowl," Spectra16 said.
"By the way, what's your name?" The girl asked Spectra16.
"Um . . . Spectra16." The girl's jaw dropped.
"Why? What's your name?" Spectra asked the girl.
"Nicole . . . ," Nicole said. (I know, I know. Nicole isn't her pen name anymore but it's easier than writing Bloody Dead Rose all the time.)
"We're . . . fan fic writers . . . ," Spectra stuttered.
"This is WAY too coincidental! Our teacher is Butler, we all like Artemis Fowl, and most likely, we're all fan fic writers for Artemis Fowl."
"Someone set this up . . . ," Spectra16 determined.
"Hey, if Butler's here, than that must mean Artemis is too! ! !" Nicole yelled.
SECOND CLASS
"Hey, you wouldn't happen to be Nyghtvision, now would you?" Spectra16 asked the girl with the flamingos.
"Actually, yes . . . yes I am," Nyghtvision asked a little weary of how she knew. Spectra16 shook her hand.
"I'm Spectra16. Believe it or not. I think everyone here is an Arty fan fic writer. No lie," Spectra16 said. Nyghtvision's jaw dropped.
"You're kidding!" She said in disbelief.
"Nope." Nyghtvision turned to some other person.
"Hey, are you on Artemis Fowl fan fic?" She asked.
"Yeah. I'm slime frog!" smile frog said, a bit puzzled.
"OH MY GOD!" Nyghtvision yelled. The bell rang. The teacher stepped in. No one could believe what they were seeing.
"Take your seats!" The man said. Everyone's jaw dropped. This guy HAD to be Artemis Fowl Sr.
"What?" He asked. No one answered. "Oh . . . okay then. I am Mr. Fowl. I will be your science teacher. Are there any questions before I begin?"
One person raised there hand.
"And you are?" So called 'Mr. Fowl' asked.
"I'm Blue Yeti," Blue Yeti replied.
"How may I help you?" Mr. Fowl asked.
"Is this just one big joke or is this for real?" Blue Yeti asked. Mr. Fowl looked puzzled.
"I'm not sure of what you are inclining."
"Come on! Mr. Fowl? Mr. Butler? Everyone here likes Artemis Fowl! What kind of joke is this?" Blue Yeti asked.
"I doubt this was meant to be a joke, whatever 'this' is. I don't know what you are talking about! And everyone likes me son or me?" Mr. Fowl asked. Blue Yeti raised an eyebrow.
"Your son!"
"How did you know I have a son?" Mr. Fowl asked.
"We all have read the books!" Blue Yeti said obviously.
"Wait. What books?"