If Ace Attorney Had Facebook

by FranzyPearlfan

Based on the Youtube series, If POP Culture Had Blank, here is if Ace Attorney Had Facebook, where I will point out flaws in the games, have fun with the characters, etc. in a light fashion. Please PM if you have any ideas

Foiled Kidnapping

Maya to Shelly De Killer

Maya: Hi Mr. De Killer! Listen I know it's been over a decade since you kidnapped little ol' me, and you probably don't remember, but I have to tell you: In my personal opinion, you are truly the best kidnapper around!

De Killer: Why, thank you Madame. That truly means a lot to me!

Justice Minister Inga Karkhuul Khura'in: What do you mean the best! I am clearly the more superior kidnapper. I'm giving you almost everything that you bloody want!

Dhurke: Did you just admit to kidnapping this poor young woman?

Justice Minister Inga Karkhuul Khura'in: … Of Course Not You Fool!

Dhurke: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you did.

Princess Rayfa: Father how could you!?

Justice Minister Inga Karkhuul Khura'in: It's not what you think Rayfa! It's just a little business!

Her Holy Eminence Ga'ran: Give it up Inga. We have the Tomb surrounded!

Justice Minister Inga Karkhuul Khura'in: Me and my big mouth!

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AN: Let's see if I can keep this series up.