Hamtaro and Bijou: a love story, Chapter 1
Disclaimer: Before we start, I want you to know that this is completely a Hamtaro+Bijou (and other couples) story, and that I don't own them, so it I don't know what they're going to do next. Enjoy!
Me: Even though I hate Hamtaro haters, this story is dedicated to them. Without them, most of us wouldn't have anybody to flame. And the name of gives us the right to flame them. Why don't they just go off and start their own website? I'll tell you why. They're just lazy (in my opinion). That's my rant about them. The good thing about them is that you can flame them as much as you want, and you won't feel . Now to the story. (Breathes a sigh of relief) Also, this story is dedicated to all of the authors on my favorites list. You guys and girls are awesome.
At Laura's house, while Hamtaro is in his cage
Laura: I'm late for school again! Bye, Hamtaro!
Hamtaro (Thinking): Bye, Laura!
At the clubhouse
Boss: Hamtaro, just in time! We were just meeting about Valentine's Day. On who gets whom. We let the girls decide.
Bijou: I vant Hamtaro.
Bijou (Thinking): Little does Boss know that Hamtaro and I, ve have been dating, secretly...
Sandy: I want, like, Maxwell of course!
Pashmina: I want Dexter.
Hannah: I want Howdy
Penelope: Okwee! Okwee! (Translation: I pick… Cappy!)
Pepper: I pick Oxnard!
Harmony: I pick Spat!
Spat: Phhhhhhbbbbbbt Gets shot with love spell from Harmony's wand I love you!
Auntie Viv: Elder Ham.
Elder Ham: snores slightly OK!
(A/N: Yes, I support all those couples)
Boss: OK, that's everybody! Anybody who didn't get a picked to be a partner can dance alone.
Everybody: OK!
Bijou and Hamtaro are walking home later.
Hamtaro: (Snickers)… Boss doesn't know that you and me are engaged, nobody does.
Bijou: Yes...
Hamtaro: (From one knee) (A/N: To that one reviewer: I haven't a clue either) Will you marry me, Bijou?
Bijou: I'd be delighted to.
The Next Day, in the Morning
The Hams, except Boss, were all in tuxedos. It was a wonderful sight, fancily dressed for such a special occasion.
Priest Ham: Do you, Hamtaro, take Bijou to be you lawfully wedded wife?
Hamtaro: I do.
Priest Ham: And do you, Bijou, take Hamtaro to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bijou: I do.
Priest Ham: Now, with all the power bestowed in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss.
Hamtaro and Bijou kiss deeply, and both their faces turn a deep crimson.
Hamtaro: Let's head back to the clubhouse.
Bijou and Hamtaro drive back in the clubhouse in the "Just Married" car with 2 cans on 2 strings behind it that Panda built
Hamtaro: We have to hide the car, so Boss doesn't see it.
Bijou: Oui. I agree.
In the Clubhouse
Hamtaro: OK, everybody party as quiet as possible.
Everybody: OK.
At Hamtaro's house, later
Laura: Whew. What a night. Hey, Hamtaro, guess what! Travis and I became really good friends!
Later, while Laura's still at school
Hamtaro:I can't wait to see Bijou and all my friends again.
At the Clubhouse
Bijou: Bonjour, Hamtaro!
Hamtaro: Hamha! Bijou!
After the festivities of Valentine's Day, in the clubhouse
Hamtaro: Boss, I need to talk to you about something.
Boss: What?
Hamtaro: It's about Bijou.
Boss: What about her? Is something wrong with her?
Hamtaro: Um, no.
Boss: Then what is it.
Hamtaro: Bijou and I got… Gag!
Boss starts choking Hamtaro
Boss: Yes? YES? YES! I care for Bijou, ya know?
Hamtaro (Saying Raspy): Put me down, please. (A/N: Duh, he's getting choked by a PANICKED Boss)
Hamtaro: … married.
Boss locks himself in his room, and won't come out
The Next Day
Cappy: Boss… come on out. There's still other women out there.
Boss: (Sniffs) I know that, but to lose Bijou was such a heart breaker!
Meanwhile
Hamtaro: Me and Bijou have to... uhh…
Bijou: Go someplace!
They leave the clubhouse in a rush
(Every day leading up to9 months, Bijou had had an incurable stomachache. She had also been gaining more weight. As if you couldn't guess what was wrong...)
Hamtaro: Bijou is pregnant. Wanna know what it was like that night?
All Hams except young ones: No.
Younger Hams: Yes.
They are sitting at a table with bowls of cold soup
Older Hams: Grr… They smack young hams' heads into the cold soup
Younger Hams: We meant no! (A/N: Sounded more like blub, ub, lub)
(A/N: That was for humor, just so you know...)
Bijou: Hamtaro, I am beginning to... She whispers into his ear
Hamtaro: Good thing I called an ambulance.
Just then, an ambulance arrived.
Hamtaro: Oh, that is for Bijou. I gotta go with her. Bye-Q!
At the hospital, after the baby is born.
Bijou: Oh, he's so cute!
Hamtaro: I'll use my Digital Camera and take a picture of you 2! Then, I'll use it as a background on the computer at the clubhouse.
(A/N: I like computers!)
Later, about 1 day
Everybody: He's so cute!
Hamtaro: His name is Rex!
At Laura's house
Laura: Tomorrow will be even better! Right Hamtaro?
Hamtaro (Thinking): Hopefully...
A fewmonths later
Boss: Hey ham-hams, I decided to come out!
(Nobody is there, except Hamtaro and Bijou, and young Rex)
Bijou: Oh, good Boss, you finally came out, no?
Boss: Yeah…
Bijou: Finally, ve found someone to be Peter's godfaser, no?
Boss (Thinking): Yesssss…It's the next best thing, next to being in Hamtaro's position…
Boss: Why, yes, I'd be glad to except.
Bijou: Zank you.
Boss: You're welcome.
Boss (Thinking): Now I have a shot at Sparkle…
(A/N: Of course, Boss would eventually win Sparkle's heart, but that's another chapter to this all together.)
TBC…
Me: I hope you like this Fanfic so far. This Version is edited so it's not so corny. The original version was put on a site, Ham-Ham Headquarters, but it closed down. If I get quite a few reviews, I'll do another chapter on Hamtaro and Bijou's secret dating, and post the original H&B chapter that inspired the whole thing. I'll also make chapters of what happened with the other couples. So if you're a fan of any of these couples, get those reviews coming in... NOW! Oh, and next chapter is Sandy&Maxwell!