"Hell, this song is gonna be the song of the century." Jason grinned at the thought, he is currently finishing his composition for his older brother. "This is a payback for all the times you ate my fucking bread you motherfucking asshole."
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"Yo Dick!" Jason yelled as he finally sees the person he'd been looking for, "I made a song for you. Hell, I learned piano for this."
"Whoa, then this song may be special then? Is this a gift for me? For being a good older bro to you?" Dick joked
'Good older bro my ass' "Yeah, somethin' like that," He smirked " Let's go to the music room." Expecting Dick to follow, (In which, he did) Jason went to the music room and then ran towards the piano.
"This is my 'obra maesto' don't interrupt Dickhead"
An 'ahem' is what it took to start the song.
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"Fuck you Dick, you asshole I am fucking through with you,
I am fucking done with Bruce saying you're the fucking best
Wait. Bruce does not say that, but I think that is implied,
Eh, whatever I'm just gonna blame you for that"
"Really?"
"Yah."
"Ever since Bruce took me in…
We didn't have a good relationship
But we can also say,
My middle finger seems likes you more..
Can someone explain to me the reason why,
Girls seem to tend to like you,
But, I guess you are kinda hot,
If you had a fist punching your face
L-O-L, calm down, it's a joke.
But then you just had eat all my fucking bread,
You have your own cereal, I thought you liked it.
So it is really true, your name fits you well,
Shit, Alfred might see this,
So I'll stop ranting about this.
Y-O-L-O, whatever, this is worth it anyway,
You are just a circus brat that looks good in shots somehow
Golden boy, you just had to fucking piss me off
You have your own money to buy yourself
It's ridiculous.
Fuck you Dick, fuck you Dick, fuck you Dick, fuck you Dick, fuck.
You Dick, fuck you Dick, fuck you Dick, fuck you Dick, fuck you Dick
But really I should stop before Alfred hears this..
Bless your heart!"
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"MASTER JASON!"
"Shit."
"But you didn't even play the piano, you just recorded it."
"Yah, whatever."
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(A/N) This song is a parody for 'Yamete yaru yo utaite nanka/I'll quit singing' by Kasane Teto. Though it is based of another parody of the said song which is 'Damn you, Len'. :P
'Bless your heart' is fuck you in Australian if used with sarcasm, yes?
I'm a fan of Dick Grayson and Jason Todd. Haha, so this is for… I guess humor..
