4 Minutes Later
Fantastic! Fan-BLOODY-tastic! I have only been the girlfriend of the gorgy Italian Lurveee God for a month and he's
already reached number 10 on the Having-The-Hump scale!
That's just Marvy!That is.
1 Minute Later
What to do? What to do? Hmmmm....
1 Second Later
I'll go for a walk! A nice little stroll in the park, that should keep my mind of things.
Who says "stroll" anymore, anyway. Oh wait I just did, didn't I? Oh well! Walkey, Walkey, all aloney.
2 Seconds Later
I wonder if Dave's okay? NO! What am I saying? Masmio, Yes that's better, I do hope Dave's okay though! They didn't actually have a fisticuffs at dawn episode, did they? No,No that's right I stopped it, by yelling 'STOP IN THE NAME OF PANTS' and sending Dave on a trip to loon laughing central. Then he walked off, I wonder where he went?
1 Second Later
NO, I can't say that, I must think about Masimo,My one and only!
Om...
Masimo is a gorgy Italian luurve god...
Omm...
With his marvy yellow eyes...
Ommm...
With his groovy Italian accent...
2 Seconds Later
What no jellodiness? That's a first.
CRIKEY!
3 Minuets Later
PANTS! I can see Mark big-gob and a bunch of his lardy chaved up mates. What are they doing?
I know if I i just sneak into this bush then i can get a little closer, without the risk off him molesting my nungas, again!
1 Minuet Later
On my hands and knees, In the park, behind a bush!
What is Mark doing?
3 Seconds Later
Ohhh... Typical Mark busting up some poor passer by..
1 Second Later
WAIT! That isn't some poor passer by, errr...It, ummm... It.. It's,
Oh great I've turned into Ellen.
1 Second Later
Running! Running and errr... Running! Great, i really have become Ellen. Ohh... Bloody flippin' Hell!
what to do? What to do? Ermmm... Think Brain THINK...
"DAVE!" Crickey where did that come from? I wonder if it was loud enough?
1 Second Later
Obviously it was because big-gob can see me running towards him,
Crickey! He doesn't look like a happy chappy...
2 Seconds Later
Pants, Pants and double Pants with knobs!
Still running through the park at Big G only knows what time it is.
Wait, What, Why am I blubbing? Oh never mind, I can't think straight now, I have to reach Dave..
Hold on who's that?
Blimey!
1 Second Later
It's Masmio...
1 Minuet Later
Pant! Pant! Pant! What is he doing here? In the park? With Mark? Playing fisticuffs with Dave's face?
1 Second later
Almost there...
4 Seconds later
Pant! Pant! Pant! I think I'm going to faint!
Mark and Masimo are just looking at me like two er... looking things.
1 Second Later
I think I may just have enough breath left to speak!
"Mark, What the bloody hell are you doing to Dave!" Pant! Pant!
Crickey, I have more breath than i thought because I just found myself screaming at Mark..
And I'm blubbing...
2 Seconds Later
"Well.." He's still looking at me... STOP STARING YOU FOOL!
1 Second Later
He obviously isn't going to answer, So I'll check on Dave...
You know, Like matey type mates would.
2 Seconds Later
CRICKEY!