A/N: Hello people. To those of you who read and review… ok even to those who just read I will update As the Crimson Tears Fall soon. But it is taking me a while to write the chapter due to many things going on. But yeah so anyway this story was written by me and….

The Little Admiral "MEEE, Hyper."

Anyway pleas excuse any grammatical errors because I don't have time to really check it. But yeah this story is nothing but The Little Admiral and I being random because there is nothing better to do…oh and nettled can also be translated as annoyed, peeved, insulted, offended, upset, injured. But in our school it means The Little Admiral got angry and punched some one in the face or kicked a boy in the… well one boy described it as… "Hell in your crotch!" as he fell to the ground… I let you figure it out on you own… wait for the slow ones then move on.

Warnings: Be prepared for randomness. This will be rated T for no particular reason but the fact that there might be cussing in the future so I will do this just to be safe. Other than that I have nothing.

Summary: The Little Admiral and I are being random with Kingdom Hearts Characters not parings just randomness.

Disclaimer: I do not own the KH characters that appear in this story Disney and Square Enix does. I also do not own that one line about the cereal from The Suite Life. But no one owns Jacob, the Admiral's boyfriend, my band teacher, or the kid who blew my head off. How ever The Little Admiral does own El Diablo for he is her horse and I own the demon cat because the little demon made a huge cut in my arm. It really hurt.

How to not get Nettled

Lights, Camera, Random, Take One, Action

You must worship the Nettler. All hail the mighty Little Admiral. She holds the all powerful blue flag. Which she stole. After killing someone. Who was annoying. I didn't like him…

Thus enters Sora and Riku.

"No! Cloud!"

"But Sora and Riku…"

"Don't make me Nettle you…"

"Ok, Cloud then…"

"Yay! Cloud holds awesome huge sword!"

As the The Little Admiral jumps up and down, I get and anime style tear drop.

Riku struts in, Cloud's sword in hand, as he has just kicked ass and taken names. The Little Admiral fumes angrily denying Riku his dancing Spanish Banana. Riku gets a small tear before running off to molest you mother. I laugh maniacally. As Sora sits on a turtle, both of them appearing out of seemingly nowhere, pondering confusion in general, Riku flicks him in the nose and disappears to molest you mom as stated above.

"It's alright Sora," Cloud walks in Riku in his fist, sword in hand. "He will no longer molest you or the reader's mother."

All the yaoi fan girls begin to cry, as does Sora and no one knows why. Because we all know Riku is to cool to kill. "Look at my Ag homework! The pretty horse!"

The Admiral gave her signature death glare and stated, "El Diablo is prettier!"

"Your horse is a demon!"

The Admiral punches me into a wall, "Yay now I am the author!"

"No we both still are I threw the devil cat herself in the way just in time." I replied holding up my demon kitten.

"Hey let's focus on my sexiness!" Riku said jealous of who ever was getting attention because everyone forgot he was injured.

"I'm sexier." Cloud replies flashing a smile that makes random people faint.

The Little Admiral clutches Cloud's arm and claims him as hers. "My guy, no one else's!"

Yuffie randomly comes in throwing her surican at mice before disappearing in a poof of smoke off to annoy other people. Why? Because she can.

"DAMN MATH HOMEWORK, MATH MUST DIE!" The Admiral screams running out of the story paying $0.65 for a Polar Pop at the Circle K before returning to the story. "TOO MUCH MATH."

Then our Band Teacher comes in and hands out heart shaped candy and wishes everyone a happy Valentine's Day. While I reply, "Happy Christmahaunnakwanzaka to you!" The Little Admiral rants on about Kwanza being a made up holiday. Sora looks insulted and runs off some where.

Then The Admiral's boyfriend comes in and says, "Pet the fro!" Then looks at the Admiral who is still attached to Cloud's arm, shooting them both a death glare. The Admiral sticks out her tong and he leaves the story.

She pulls him back and hugs her boyfriend, giving him a kiss. Yes she wrote that. She would like him to know she loves him very much and…

"Stop it! You boyfriend is still my ex-boyfriend and I still hate him!"

"Be nice to my boyfriend!"

"…Why?"

Two kids then vs. each other in hockey as the other one and the Admiral play volleyball because everyone else went to the game. "I will help them!" Riku declared running off the play volleyball and Leon avoiding Yuffie joins the hockey game.

I run in and steal the volleyball running off and handing it to Sora and he disappeared to God knows where…

"My volleyball!" The Admiral yells pulling another one out of thin air and drags me along to play. Then all the sudden we start War of the Volleyballs whose ball is whose it goes on for about a minute when I steal both and run around the gym till the Admiral steals one back no longer caring whose it is. During this commotion Jacob teaches Sora Gymnastics.

Then I screamed "Sorewarewarewa!" at he kid who blew my head off with a volleyball as Riku snickers in the corner.

Then all my friends yelled, "Duck!" Then I threw them a glare saying A little late for that!

Then I leave to get my neck back in place at the chiropractor and Aeris shows up saying "I like cereal."

And Cloud tells her he'll make her some and came back a few seconds latter saying, "Which comes first the milk or the cereal?"

Every one slammed there hands in there foreheads including me which hurts my neck again and I blame The Little Admiral, why cause I can. But anyway Aeris regains her composer and says "Doesn't matter as long as you remember the bowl."

So yes how did you like it? We wrote this in about two class periods and one crossing period. These were crossing to exploratory Art for her and evil Ag for me but I am doing a report on a really pretty bread of horse hence the Ag homework I was looking at while we wrote this. We also wrote in band and P.E. and almost all the class had gone to the basket ball game so there was like four people in class no wait five four girls one boy. Poor Jacob. Well we both Love reviews so see that purple button press it and tell us what you think and Jacob will teach you Gymnastics.