Silly

-her feet just don't wanna work anymore-

He's drunk, and so is she, but not as drunk as him. She's practically sober, because she has more self-control than him, he's silly for drinking so much.

She giggles.

"So?" he slurs out, hand grasped around his bottle. He sways a little bit on the seat, grinning wildly.

"So?" she repeats, giggling happily. She has her fingers around her cup, taking small sips, the heady musk making her head spin, around and around, back and forth. It's making her dizzy.

"What do you say we dissaparate out of here?" he asks, hiccupping softly. This makes her giggle even more, grinning at his stupidity.

"You can't go, you'll kill yourself, silly-billy," she laughs out, smacking him on the arm. "You're silly."

"You're pretty," he slurs softly, drinking from his bottle happily.

"Aw, thank you," she whispers, draining her cup. She tries to pull her stool closer to him, so she can give him a big hug, but her feet just don't want to work anymore. Meanies. She pouts, looking up at him with wide eyes. "I fell," she whines out, still pouting.

He laughs down at her, hiccupping loudly. "Hahahaha!"

"Are you gonna help me up?" she asks, slurring.

He shakes his head wildly, sending his brown hair flying. "I'm too drunk."

"No, you're sober," she argues. "I'm the one that's drunk. Oh god, I just realized something!" she exclaims. "You had a plan all along, you meanie. You were gonna get me drunk, then steal me away and make me be your slave." She shakes her head. "No, I won't do it, no matter what you say. I'm not your slave."

He shrugs. "Whatever."

"I mean it, Seamus Sean."

"I hate you, Lavender Laura."

She snorts, laughing giddily. "You're silly," she tells him, shaking her head.

Seamus grins happily. "You're silly too."

They may be silly, but they're silly together, and that counts.

At least they'll have each other to work through the major hangovers they'll have tomorrow.

Those aren't their real middle names, and I'm never going to use them again, there just for this fic. For the Chat-up Line Challenge on HPFFC. Review, yeaah?