okay, Sakura has a cat. a cat that is WAY overprotective of Sakura. a cat that has a good sense of humor. here ya go!

DEDICATED TO:

laughannie711

for giving me this idea! TNXS!

XD Nolee is my own creation though...

a slightly evil, but cute kind...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nolee-ME-E-EOW!!

K.L.K-...yeah, Nolee is the cat. don't kill anyone, okay?

Nolee- ME-(pauses for a second)-OW! -slight smirk-

K.L.K- no...is she smirking...?

Nolee- Meow? -(tries to look innocent)-

K.L.K- hmm...-(keeping one eye on the cat, one eye on the computer)-

Sakura- all she owns is the cat! she doesn't own Naruto... all she has is a sweet pair of black kakhi pants and a bunch of black clothes...

K.L.K- ;D

Sakura looked at her feline companion as she pet the brown, velvety soft head, and the cat looked back with bright green eyes, and meowed.

"oh, yeah. Naruto and Sasuke were coming over for dinner..." the pinkette remembered. she got up, and walked to the small kitchen and started to make a simple beef casserole, rice balls, and some tea.
an hour later, someone knocked on the door repededly.

"COME IN!!" Sakura shouted. she had the door unlocked, but oh well. she was just finishing up putting the tea into her refridgorator, when she heard the door open, a yowl from her cat, and Naruto yelling.

she hurried out to the living room, with the couch and tv, and stared at her purring cat, and Naruto up on a chair, his clothes mostly shredded.

"I had no Idea there were such things as guard CATS!" Naruto huffed. his skin was scratched everywhere, from her cat.

"Nolee! what did I tell you about attacking people?!" the cat meowed. "okay, only people who aren't friends, still! you can't attack Naruto!!" another Meow. "I don't CARE if you mistook him for an angry Ino!! don't do that again!!" Sakura scolded her cat once more. the cat, Nolee, looked at Naruto, and almost looked apologetic. it meowed.

"it's okay...when'd you get a cat, Sakura?" the orange-loving nin asked.

"actually, someone left her outside my doorstep, and she just sat there... but then Ino came by to yell at me for something or the other, the cat went totally spastic, sent Ino running. I decided to keep her right then and there."she smirked.

the cat licked it's paw, as if saying, 'oh. too kind. she was just annoying me, that's all!'

they went into the kitchen, and were chatting when a knock sounded at the door. "COME IN!!" they yelled. they heard the door open, followed by another yowl.

"AHH! IT'S TRYING TO GOUGE OUT MY EYES!!"they heard Sasuke yell as they ran into the living room. they were met by Sasuke trying to throw off the cat, who looked like it was having the time of it's life, trying to gouge out the young Uchiha's eyes with her sharp-as-kunai claws.

"ME-EOW!!" the brown cat exclaimed as she daintily hopped off, leaving a badly scratched up, and fuming, Sasuke in her path.

"was that your pet, or a guard cat, Sakura?" he asked, feeling his face.

"I don't know. kinda both. she goes spastic on Ino when she comes over here, so the cat's staying." she turned toward the cat, currently on the couch. "Nolee! what did I tell you about attacking people who aren't enemy ninja OR Ino!?" the cat seemed to give a shrug.

"I'll cut off your supply of tuna if you don't quit it." at this, the cat jumped up, ran over to Sakura, and started rubbing on her legs. "stop trying to butter me up. it isn't going to work." the cat flashed it's geen, sparkly, 'PLEASE forgive me!' eyes at the pink-haired kunoichi, who shook her head. "nope!" at this the cat ran off to the bedroom.

"..." Sasuke looked at the pinkette. "were you just...holding a conversation with your cat?" he asked.

"yes, duh! it's the hidden bloodllimit of the Haruno line. it only comes out in certain Kunoichi. it allows us to communicate with cats, dogs, a few others." Sasuke looked at her like she was nutso. "well? if YOU were going to be eaten by something, wouldn't you want to be able to tell it you aren't a food source?!"

he thought about it, then nodded.

then they all went into the kitchen, and ate dinner.

"Sakura, I know what we should call your cat, as a nickname." Sakura looked bored. " how about vicious?" at that, and kunai flew out of Sakura's bedroom's direction, missing the Uzumaki only because he dodged.

Sakura looked at the cat, who was purring. "you've been watching me train too much, Nolee. still, good shot." she murmured to the cat.

Sasuke looked on with wide eyes, then just thought one single thought, other than: 'DAMN! the cat can throw KUNAI!?'

it was this:

'Sakura's cat sure is crazy...' the cat glared at him, as if marking him with her eyes, practically saying that he was next on the list. he shuddered, and tried to keep his thoughts off the strange cat. 'all I know is if Sakura trains her, and she becomes a nin Cat, I DO NOT want to be against her!'

there is only one thing 100 percent logically irrufudable in this story. it is that Nolee, Sakura's cat, had a temper and a wit to match her owner's.

K.L.K- HAHAHALOLZ! haha! XD NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

please review if you want me to continue this, with the amazing Nolee!

Nolee- Meow! -(looks proud)-

K.L.K- also, don't piss her off...she can throw kunai...

Nolee- grrr...-(holds kunai in teeth menacingly)-

K.L.K- erm...-(ducks under bed, mutters)- great. I'm afraid of a fictional cat I made up.

-(kunai imbeds itself in the bed, half an inch from K.L.K's face.)-

K.L.K- and I have good reason to.

Nolee- Meow! -smirks-

K.L.K- O.O wow...I didn't know cats could smirk...

PLEASE review! or Nolee has a few more kunai... and she nearly hit Naruto. yep, don't flame, 'cause I WILL send her in all her glory!

Nolee- MEOW!

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