Hey Merlin fans! How are you? Good good! So, I read to much Fanfiction and I've started shipping Gwaine and Percival... Hmm..

This is a modern version of Merlin. The story is focused on Gwaine and Percy! Yay!

Lets go!

"Oh well fuck you!" Kathy yelled, grabbing her coat and slamming the door. Gwaine raised his hands to his head and sighed.

"What the hell did you do this time?" Percival asked, closing the apartment door as he entered and tossed his jacket onto the hanger and dumping his bag below it. "She looked pretty pissed."

Gwaine rolled his eyes and sat down on the couch and turned on the tv.

"I told her I was bi when she asked about my exs." Gwaine paused to changed the channel. "While we weren't really wearing much."

Percival made small retching sounds before falling onto the sofa beside Gwaine, leaning back and closing his eyes. "That does turn people off you know." He said and Gwaine shrugged.

"Busy day?" He asked, changing the channel until he reached BBC One.

"No shit Sherlock." Came the answer.

"I had to write three reports, each five hundred words long, then make the entire office coffee because they're all to lazy to do it themselves then I almost got fired for kicking the boss's cat."

"You kicked Gerald?" Gwaine grinned. "Sweet."

"Not really." Percival yawned. "When does Merlin start Saturday?"

"Eight twenty like normal. Why?"

"Because I bloody don't want to watch Strictly Come Dancing, don't know about you." Percival stood up and walked across the room towards his bag, from which he pulled out a large pizza.

"I assumed Kathy would still be here so I got an extra large. Oh well." The taller man walked into the kitchen and Gwaine spread himself across the sofa, knocking the remote and Percival's book onto the floor.

The title page for some ridiculous program flashed across the screen and Gwaine heard Percival yell "Change the bloody channel or I will eat all the pizza!"

Laughing, Gwaine grabbed his laptop off the floor and connected it to the tv, loading BBC iPlayer.

"Last weeks Merlin or the final episode of this series's Doctor Who?" He called.

"Anything but Doctor Who. You know I cried when we first watched the ponds leave." Percival replied, coming out the kitchen. He put two glasses of wine on the side and disappeared back into the kitchen. Gwaine reached for a glass but brought his hand back when he remembered he was trying to stop his alcohol problems.

"That was a bloody evil test you ass." Gwaine said as Percival came back with the pizza.

"You passed though!" Percival grinned, putting the pizza down and grabbing a slice. "So. Which episode is this again?" He asked as John Hurts voice filled the room.

"Another's Sorrow." Gwaine replied, his mouth full of pizza.

"Oh. The Mithian one." Percival said and Gwaine nodded. The two watched the majority of the show in silence, occasionally staying something on the lack of show Percival's sleeves or the fact that show Gwaine had had a haircut before going back to quietly eating the pizza.

The end credits rolled and Gwaine suddenly became aware of a gently snoring Percival leaning on his shoulder. He rolled his eyes and made himself comfortable, knowing perfectly well there was no way he would be able to lift Percival off him. He closed his eyes and allowed the blackness to take him.

"Gwaine? Gwaine! Perce!" Merlin yelled, pounding on the door. He sighed, guessing they were asleep. He pulled a paper-clip from his pocket and opened the door. He closed it again quietly, looking round the room. Merlin laughed when he saw both men asleep on the sofa. Percival was pushed back so he spanned most of the space and Gwaine had lain himself across the taller man.

Merlin took out his iPhone and took a picture. He considered posting it on Facebook and laughed at the fun he could have with that. He tagged practically everyone, even Arthur Pendragon and hit post. He then went to the kitchen.

Merlin filled a bucket full of cold water, added a few ice cubes for same measures, and tipped it over the sleeping men.

Gwaine practically flew off Percival, his eyes darting around the room and eventually fixing on Merlin. Percival just sat up shivering.

"Good morning Gentlemen. Sleep well?" Merlin grinned. Gwaine continued glaring at Merlin as Percival said, "How later are we? Sorry Merlin. We'll be in soon."

Merlin laughed and pushed Percival back on the sofa as he tried to stand up.

"Guys! It's Saturday." He grinned and Gwaine made a noise like a strangled cat which cause the others to laugh.

"How dare you! That was so mean! I was sleeping really well!" Gwaine yelled before he stormed out the room.

"Really well." Merlin snorted and Percival looked at him inquiringly. Merlin pulled his phone out his pocket and handed it to Percival who's eyes widened.

"Please do not put that on Facebook. We'll never hear the end of it." The taller man begged and Merlin grinned wickedly and remained silent.

"Merlin. You bloody idiot." Percival groaned, slapping his hands to his face. "How am I meant to go to work later? Please tell me you didn't..." His voice trailed off as he heard something collapse and Gwaine yell a line of curses. "I shall deal with that." He added, standing up. "Can you get the water out of our sofa please? Thanks." And with that, he disappeared into Gwaine's room.

There you have it! Modern Merlin! Next time we have a slightly rude Facebook chat and some old lady's with handbags!

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