Two Inches
Summary: Ron and Harry have a "friendly" argument.
Rated for insinuation. NO PAIRING! Harry and Ron AREN'T together!
Two Inches
Ron and Harry were having an argument one day.
"How thick do you think I am?" Harry asked raising an eyebrow.
Ron coughs and holds his finger and thumb two inches apart.
Harry sighs. "That's not what I meant… and I'm not even going to ask how you know how thick I am." he trailed off.
Ron flushed bright red. "Um... I didn't." he stuttered.
"Riiiight..." Harry just shook his head and they fell silent.
"Wait... what were we arguing about?" he asked.
"Beats me..." Ron shrugged. "So... are you really that thick?" My sister and I had a similar argument, we are both girls but she had played a song saying 'bet you don't know it' and I'm like 'how thick do you think I am?' and she held her finger and thumb apart while coughing.
I just had to write a story about it.
Hope you like it!