(A/N: Okay... this is really random. It was a little story I wrote to my friend over IM. So, you've been warned.)
Naruto: Finally, Sasuke, we've found you.
Sakura: And we're taking you back to Konoha with us.
Sasuke: Hn. That's what you think.
Naruto: NO! That's what I know!
Naruto charged at Sasuke. Sasuke disappeared and reappeared behind Sakura.
Sasuke: Howdy little lady. Wanna help me revive my clan?"
Sakura: S-s-s-as-uke?
Sasuke: No. Dr. Phil.
Sasuke ripped off his face to reveal... OROCHIMARU!!!!
Sakura : EEEEKKK!!!!
Sasuke walked in the room and turned on the lights.
Sasuke: Orochimaru WTF are you doing?
Orochimaru: Oh, Sasuke-kun. I wasn't doing anything.
Sasuke: and why do you have my hair-do?
Orochimaru released the jutsu.
Orochimaru: Kai! Sorry Sasuke-kun… I was just entertaining your friends.
Sasuke: What friends? I have no such things.
Naruto: SASUKE YOU TEME!!!! I'm gonna beat the crap out of you and drag you back to Konoha!
Sasuke: You already tried that dobe… it failed. Just like the failure you are.
Neji: Hey! That's my line!
Sakura: Neji? Where'd you come from?
Neji: The door was open.
Sasuke: OROCHIMARU I WANT TO TRAIN NOW!!!!
Orochimaru: Okay Sasuke-kun calm down. Kabuto! Give Sasuke his pills.
Kabuto: Yes Orochimaru-sama.
Sasuke: I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MY PILLS!!!!
Orochimaru: Please, Sasuke-kun calm down.
Sasuke: NO I HATE YOU!!!
Orochimaru: Sasuke-kun, please don't say that.
Sasuke: AAHHH! I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I'M GOING BACK TO KONOHA!!!
Two hours later, back in Konoha.
Naruto: That was easier than I thought it would be.
Sakura: Yeah. Hmm… I wonder what happened to Neji...
Back at Orochimaru's.
Orochimaru: The byakugan, huh?
Neji: Yep. I'm probably the most gifted Hyuga yet.
Orochimaru: Hmm…
Orochimaru gave a sly smirk.
Back in Konoha.
Tenten: NEJI!!!!!!! HE'S GONE!!!! NEJI!!! NOT MY NEJI!!!
Tenten suddenly giggled.
Tenten: ... omg wtf was that?
Lee: Why do you ask me? I do not know.
Gai: Nor I, Tenten. Nor I.
END... for now
(A/N: Umm... Yeah. Terribly sry if I wasted two minutes off your extremely short lives. And if you actually laughed at any part... OMG I LOVE YOU!)