Summary: The day has finally come! Tonight, you will bear witness to the wedding of Timmy and Tootie, but not before some unfinished business is taken care of. LIVE from the Dimmadome in downtown Dimmsdale, California and only available on Pay-Per-View…it's Wedded Bliss!
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(Wedding March plays as the invitation is shown)
Mr. and Mrs. David Turner and Mr. and Mrs. Victor McDonald cordially invite you to the wedding of their children:
Timothy Thomas Turner
And
Tiffany Jasmine "Tootie" McDonald
To be held Sunday May 18th, 2017 A.D.
From the Dimmadome in Dimmsdale, California
Live on Pay per View
The opening promo fades and we are taken inside a darkened Dimmadome. Suddenly, multi-colored pyrotechnics begin shooting towards the rafters from the stage and the ring posts. The display ends and the lights come back on, showing a raucous crowd from one end of the arena to the other. The stage is set up like the inside of a chapel, with a red carpet running from the entrance to where the protective mats have been laid outside the ring. We see shots of the crowd in the lower bowl, but the camera never pans any higher.
"Hello again everybody, and welcome to the biggest night in the history of not only the Dimmadome, but also the very city of Dimmsdale itself!" a familiar feminine voice shouts. "This is Wanda Geronimo at ringside along with my broadcast partner for the evening: Carl Wheezer. Carl, this seems to be one of those nights where the card takes a backseat!"
"I couldn't agree more Wanda. Let me first say that it's a pleasure to be working with you on this grand evening. This will be an evening long remembered here in Dimmsdale. This is an event that no one ever thought they would see. Timmy Turner and Tootie McDonald are finally getting married and I for one am overjoyed to be here!"
The camera pans from our announce team to inside the ring and ring announcer Chet Ubetcha, who stands ready to resume his duties. The cheering has died down, but it erupts again as "Good Ole' Boys" by Waylon Jennings begins to play.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the honorable Mayor Jim Roberts!" The mayor of Dimmsdale makes his way to the ring with a big smile on his face. He enters the ring, and after shaking hands with Dimmsdale's number one anchorman and ring announcer, he takes the microphone from him and waits for the cheers to die down.
"It is my honor to welcome all in attendance and all of you watching at home to what is quite honestly the biggest event in this towns' illustrious history!" he begins as the crowd goes wild. "I am also proud to announce that all the matches here tonight will have a bearing on the wedding of Timmy and Tootie later on tonight!" the crowd grows louder at the mention of the wedding.
"Tonight, three ladies will compete in a Three Way Dance for the honor of being named Tootie's Maid of Honor. Those ladies are Trixie Tang…" the crowd cheers "…Cindy Vortex…" the cheers grow louder "…and Veronica Star!" he finishes as the crowd roars.
"Oh my God! It's been no secret that those three have been vying for that title since Tootie's falling out with her older sister Vicky after the events of the Money in the Bank match a couple of months ago!" Carl yells as the Mayor brings the mike back to his mouth.
"Tonight, Chester McBadbat, A.J. Phillips, Sanjay Thompson, Elmer Benson, Jimmy Neutron, and Mark Chang will compete to decide who will be Timmy's Best Man." he waits a few seconds for the crowd to die down before continuing. "But it will not be a normal match, or even a series of matches. These six will settle this…" he pauses to point up as spotlights illuminate a structure hanging above the ring "…inside the ten tons of steel and two miles of chain known as the Elimination Chamber!"
The crowd gasps and screams at the revelation of the Chamber. "Holy cow! The Elimination Chamber makes its debut here tonight in probably the biggest match for those six young men! It can't possibly get any bigger then that here tonight!" Wanda enthusiastically calls. However, the Mayor isn't done.
"Oh but it gets better folks! Tonight, due to what happened during Timmy and Tootie's Ladder match in Retroville, Timmy came to me with a simple request: he wanted a match against his soon to be sister-in-law and he wanted to name his own stipulations. So, as my wedding gift to him, I agreed. Tonight, Timmy will indeed face off against Vicky…in a 3 Stages of Hell match!"
The crowd goes absolutely crazy at the announcement, but they quickly quiet down to hear what the three matches are.
"Stage one will be a normal contest, with all regular match rules in place. Stage two will be a Two on One Hardcore Handicap match, with Tootie herself being Timmy's partner!" he began. The crowd grew anxious as the Mayor paused for dramatic effect.
"Finally, if necessary, the third stage is what Timmy calls an homage to his favorite wrestler Mick Foley. The third stage will be a No Rope, C4 board, Exploding ring Death match!" he yells as the crowd screams their collective heads off.
"In this stage, the ring ropes will be replaced with strands of barbed wire. C4 explosives will be strapped to the backs of four wooden planks that will detonate upon impact. At the five minute mark, Chet will begin to count down from ten. Once he reaches zero, massive pyrotechnics will shoot out of the ring posts!"
"Now Timmy and Tootie also wanted to add this, and Vicky agreed to these terms. If Timmy wins, Vicky has promised…on penalty of having her entire bank account drained and given to charity…that she will not interfere in the wedding ceremony, reception, or their marriage as a whole. If Vicky wins, Timmy and Tootie have promised that Vicky will baby sit their children, and that they will always pay her double!" the crowd gasps at the last of that.
"Now, sit back, relax and enjoy the show!" he says before taking his leave.
"Oh my God! As if things couldn't get any bigger then the first two matches he announced, the 3 Stages of Hell match takes on a whole new dimension! I cannot say I am thrilled with that third stage, but I hope it doesn't come to that." Carl comments.
"I'm with you on that Carl. I've seen video of those kind of Death matches, and the only reasoning I can find is that Timmy wants to end this once and for all. The stakes were raised with that third stage, but they got raised even higher with that last stipulation. Timmy and Tootie must want Vicky out of their lives permanently, and I can't really fault them for that!" Wanda replied.
The camera pans back to the ring and focuses on Chet, who stands ready.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the opening contest of Wedded Bliss! It is scheduled for one fall, and it will determine which family will pay for all wedding expenses!"
With that, the song "Bark at the Moon" by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play.
"Introducing first: born in St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at 188 lbs.: DAVID TURNER!"
David walks through the curtain and smiles as the crowd goes wild. He walks to the ring clad in his black t-shirt and red gym shorts. He enters the ring and waves to the crowd before stretching out his body.
His music dies down, and then is replaced by "Stand Up and Shout" by Dio.
"His opponent: from Dimmsdale, California, weighing in at 175 lbs.: VICTOR MCDONALD!"
Tootie's father steps through the curtain and begins his first walk to the ring, clad in a red tank top and blue track pants. He enters the ring and shakes hands with Mr. Turner. The two men retreat to neutral corners as the referee checks them for weapons. Once satisfied, he calls for the bell to start the contest.
A/N: Read and Review. Well here we go again everybody! I would like to first thank acosta perez jose ramiro for an outstanding consulting job. Coming up, we will see the father of the bride taking on the father of the groom, a backstage interview with both Timmy and Tootie, and the intros for the next contest.