Halfa-Swears

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Danny Phantom. Never have; never will. Nope.

Son of a Specter

Danny was reading. He was turning a page when something happened he didn't anticipate.

Danny intended to tell Vlad about it, to see if he could pop the blood vessel that had been

Threatening to pop for a few days now. Danny went up to Vlad and found him reading, Danny,

With an evil smile screamed in his ear "SON OF A SPECTER!!!!" Vlad jumped up,

preparing for an attack, but Danny's standing there in his human form looking innocent.

"Daniel, why did you feel the need to scream in my ear?" Vlad asked, turning red faced slightly

with anger. It took Danny a few minutes to come up with an answer…….."I got a paper cut."

Walker's Hat

Danny was randomly flying around the ghost zone, looking for something to do. He then

spotted Skulker Flying with his new girlfriend, Spectra. Danny turned invisible, flying up behind

them. Danny tapped Skulker on his shoulder. Skulker turned to face Spectra. "Yes?" he

Inquired. Spectra glanced at him, slightly annoyed. "What?" she asked him. "Didn't you want

something?" Skulker asked, confused. "Umm no..." Spectra said, looking at her boyfriend, now

wondering if she chose the only mentally unstable guy in the ghost zone to be her boyfriend.

"…must have imagined it..." Skulker mumbled. This time, Danny poked Spectra. "WALKER'S

HAT, Skulker, don't scare me like that" Spectra said. Danny couldn't help it; he started laughing

his head off, as the two mentally confused lovers battled it out.

HAHAHAHA how's that for funny? I know it's not that funny. But chapter 2 will be! I PROMISE!!! That was a hint of what will happen.