If you've read my other fic (and you liked it)"Short Alchemist's Who Rant at Tall Vamps" then you will like this.
It was a normal day in the Seireitai. Captain Byakuya and Rukia Kuchiki were out walking in the 6th Squads outdoor area. Captain Jushiro Ukitake was resting in bed, recovering from his latest illness, as Kiyone and Sentaro were rushing around doing the Vice Captain duties. And all our other favorite character's were just doing their thing.
Meanwhile, in the 11th Squad barracks, Vice Captain Yachiru Kusajishi, 5th seat Yumichika Ayasegewa, and 3rd seat Ikkaku Madarame were all watching Captain Kenpachi Zaraki battle with Substitute Soul Reaper Ichigo Kurosaki.
"Kenpachi, why are we doing this again?!?!?" Ichigo yells over the clashing of their swords.
"Cause', I never got the chance to beat the crap outta ya the last time, that's why!" Kenpachi says.
"Yay, Kenny's havin fun!" Yachiru squeals.
"After the Captain's done, I'm fightin him!" Ikkaku states.
"This is by far, not a beautiful battle." Yumichika observes.
Right behind the five of them, somehow (don't ask why, their just there!!) Edward and Bella Cullen appear. They see a large man with strange spiky hair and a teen with bright orange hair fighting.
Yachiru yells" Kenny, Ichi!!! Look behind you!!! There's some weird white lookin people behind you!! And they sparkle!!!"
"Yeah, excuse me, where are we?" Bella asks.
" You're in the Seireitai in Soul Society. Isn't it beautiful?" Yumichika answers.
"Nothing is as beautiful as me!!!! I'm Edward Cullen and this is my wife, Bella Cullen. Who are you people?" Edward says.
Everyone introduces themselves.
"Why are you two freaky people sparkling??" Yachiru asks.
" Like, OMG, we soooooo aren't freaky!! And we are sparkling beautifully because..... we are glorious vampires! Don't worry, we are vegetarians, but it's not like you could fight against us anyway. We'd so totally win!" Edward says.
"Are you trying to tell me, you think you are beautiful?" Yumichika asks.
"No, I'm not telling you I think I am, I AM beautiful." Edward replies.
"Excuse me, but I know when something is beautiful, and you most certainly are not anywhere close. Unlike me." Yumichika says, striking a pose.
"UHHH, You so can't insult my Eddie like that!!!!" Bella shrieks, sounding like nails being dragged down a chalkboard.
"What the heck do you mean we can't beat you?" Ikkaku, Kenpachi and Ichigo all say at the same time.
"Well, let's have a fight. You three against me and Bella, I'm like so sure we can totally beat you. I'll even give you a hint!!! (insert claps, like people do when they get really excited.) If you want to try to win, the only way to kill us is to, like, set us on fire." Edward says.
"Fine, Sparkle Boy, bring it!" Ikkaku says sarcastically.
"We are so gonna win!! Woo-hoo!!" shouts Bella.
"Yay, Kenny, Ichi and Kaku are gonna have fun!!" Yachiru yells excitedly.
The fight proceeds, with the vampires just dodging every attack from the zanpakto's.
"This is getting freakin annoyin'!" Ichigo says." That's it!" (Rukia taught him how to do this.)
The two vampires were being cornered by Ikkaku and Kenpachi, so Ichigo took the opportunity and …......
"Hado: 36, Shakkaho!" (sorry if it's wrong!!) Ichigo says. Instantly, a red orb fly's from his hand and incinerates the two vampires. They disappear into a small pile of ash.
"Well, that's done" Ichigo says.
"Hehe, yay! They went poof!" Yachiru says.
"That was friggin weird. At least we can get back to our fight!" Kenpachi says gruffly and swings his zanpakto at Ichigo.
Ahhh, that was funny! Sorry if you like Twilight! I just had to write this!!! Let me know what you think!
Disclaimer: Bleach is owned by Tite Kubo, and Twilight is owned by Stephanie Meyer