It was the G8 meeting and America was the host.
"Japan dude, can I borrow your laptop, mine's broken?" asked an energetic America
"Sure, here you go"
America wired the laptop to the projector.
"Hey, guys, I think this will take a while" as he waited for the projector to load
"For now, let's have a five minute break" said Germany
Japan then stood up and headed to the door.
"Ve~, where are you going Japan?" asked Italy
"Oh, I am going to the bathroom"
As the seven were left in the room, America found a file in Japan's desktop named Asian Gangnam Style.
"I wonder what this is" he spoke loudly and the rest of the countries stood behind him.
"What are looking at, you git?" asked England
"Asian gangnam style" All the countries said in chorus.
"A new kind of battle strategy?" said Germany as he raised an eyebrow.
"A new way of making pastaa~"
"I know, it's a new kind of technique on killing people" said Russia as everyone felt his dark aura
"NO WAY!" they screamed.
"Well, I think it's a new position for making amour" said France as he hugs himself.
"You snail sucking pervert" said England as they start a fight.
"Doesn't anyone want my opinion?" said an almost invisible Canada.
"Who are you?" asked Kumajiro
"I'm Canada" and he gave a sigh.
Before anyone could say another word, America already clicked the video and as everyone heard the music, they've all stopped talking and fighting and stared at the screen.
The video starts with Korea wearing shades, sitting on a recliner and starts to sing. Then there was a dancing Hong Kong beside him with an Elvis style hair.
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Na je nun ta sa ro un in gan jo gin yo ja
Ko pi han ja ne yo yu rul a neun pum gyo gi nun yo ja
Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi tu go wo ji nun yo ja
Gu ron ban jon i nun yo ja
Then Korea was kind of walking and dancing at the same time with Taiwan and Vietnam hand in hand while there was a strong blizzard that covered them in snow.
Na nun sa na ye
Na je nun no man kum ta sa ro un gu ron sa na ye
Ko pi shik gi do jo ne one shot te ri nun sa na ye
Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi to jyo bo ri nun sa na ye
Gu ron sa na ye –
The next scene was a sauna where a tattooed Japan was stretching his arms and danced while a blue toweled Korea laid his head on China. Then on a bus, on a carousel and in a gym.
A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka
Korea then partnered up with Philippines and started dancing. Then said "Oppa Gangnam Style" where there were a lot of girls danced behind him including Taiwan and Vietnam some crazy move like riding a horse and swinging a lasso.
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
The next scene was Japan stepping out of a red convertible in a yellow suit and shades and challenged Korea to dance and then left.
[ Lyrics from: lyrics/p/psy/gangnam_ ]
Jong su ke bo wi ji man nol ten no nun yo ja
I te da shi pu myon mu ko ton mo ri pu nun yo ja
Ga ryot ji man wen man han no chul boda ya han yo ja
Gu ron gam gak jo gin yo ja – japan
Na nun sa na ye
Jom ja na bo wi ji man nol ten no nun sa na ye
Te ga dwe myon wan jon mi cho bo ri nun sa na ye
Gun yuk bo da sa sa ngi ul tung bul tu ngan sa na ye
Gu ron sa na ye
The next scene was on a train where a crazy Philippines was doing crazy poses on the chair and on a pole. She and Korea walked towards each other and "Oppa Gangnam Style"
A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka
As the video plays, all of the Asians where there, Hong Kong was with Vietnam, Japan with Taiwan and Korea with Phili.
Oppa Gangnam Style all
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
As the song near its, end all of the cast came together and other people as well and danced.
Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom all with other people
Baby baby na nun mol jom a nun nom
Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom
Baby baby na nun mol jom a nun nom
You know what I'm saying
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
Eh~ Sexy lady
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Oppa Gangnam Style
And they end it with a pose.
As Japan came back he saw all of the nations were arguing.
"Ve~ Germany teach me Gamnang Style"
"It's Gangnam Style Italy, not Gamnang Style"
He then turned to Russia who was tangled up by his scarf, then heard America.
"Hey England, is this right?"
"No, you dolt, it's single single double"
"Ah but mon Cherie, you got to have passion when you're doing the sexy lady part"
"Shut up you bloody pervert!" and with that they started another fight.
'I had a feeling they've watched the video, I shouldn't have put it on the desktop' said a sighing Japan.
Author's Notes: I don't ship any of the partners, that's all.
I do not own Gangnam Style and Hetalia.