Bam!

The silhouette stepped out from within the shadows. As the smoke was cleared by an oncoming gust of wind, it ruffled the tan hair of the figure. An outline of a small child, maybe around 6 to 7, could be made out. His scarlet eyes darted back and forth, scanning the site for any survivors. Good, he thought, My attack wiped them all out.

"Target acquired."

The silver bodies of the two guns he carried in his hands gleamed brightly in the sunlight as he walked back into the darkness.


"Eh? Uri's back already?"

Tsuna sat up groggily, mounds of paperwork piling up around him. Half of them lie on the ground, courtesy of Gokudera running into the room shouting his signature "Jyuudaime!" Cue Natsu stumbling into the room after him, banging his head against Tsuna's desk and landing in the fallen papers.

"Ah, sorry Tsuna..." Natsu laughed nervously rubbing his golden-orange hair. With that, he fixed his visor and stood, awkwardly leaning against a nearby table.

"Hm? Oh, Natsu! Welcome back!" Tsuna greeted him cheerily, making Gokudera slightly jealous.

"Gra-" Natsu never finished his sentence, because a certain someone (Uri) had rudely kicked open the door, causing another heap or two of paper to fly about.

"Buonasera idiots. I'm back."

Tsuna mumbled a greeting, going after the papers on the ground with Natsu.

"Tche. You'd better not talk that way on front of Jyuudaime." Gokudera shot back.

"Jeez Uri, you're behavior is like that of a stray-"

"Cat?" Uri smugly replied to Natsu.

"Yes Uri, like a stray cat. Don't you have any compassion for your family?"

Uri decided not to answer the incoming question out of defiance. Tsuna couldn't help but admit it. He was still frightened of Uri.


NEXT DAY

"URI, YOU BETTER WAKE UP AND GET YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!"

Gokudera's shouts arose what would be called the 'usual' morning scene. This, combined with a few other elements of laughter (Yamamoto), wailing (Lambo), screaming (Ryohei), threats (Hibari), and creepy chuckles (I'll leave you to find out who did this one) created what the Vongola Famiglia would call "normal."


"Boss..."

Chrome shyly shook his shoulder. Nothing happened. Tsuna was out cold. Sleeping. Chrome had been trying her best to wake him up, but nothing seemed to be working. How can he even sleep during all this ruckus? She wondered, noting the sounds from outside.

"Kufufu, my dear Nagi. Let me do it." Chrome's face flustered as she eagerly nodded her head up and down. Immediately, the room was filled with thick fog, and standing in Chrome's place was Mukuro. A mischievious smirk played on his lips. He leaned in closely to Tsuna's ear and whispered something to him.

"Kufufu. Tsunayoshi-kun, Kyouya's horny right now and is coming to take you to his room~" In a flash, Tsuna woke up, screaming.

"HIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He flailed about, trying to erase the horrors of what Mukuro had just etched into his innocent mind.


At breakfast, everyone was being usual. Ryohei was screaming, Lambo was hoarding down every single piece of food, Gokudera was shouting and cursing at them to stop, Hibari was threatening to "bite people to death", and Chrome was being quiet. Soon, Tsuna had to get back to his paperwork. Muttering a quick goodbye, he slipped quietly out of the room. When he went back to his office, he noticed a small envelope, roughly packaged and secured by storm flames.

Uri, he thought, just what are you planning now?