You know you're obsessed with The Mortal Instruments when…

DISCLAIMER: I wonder what would happen I took a screenshot of and replaced the words Cassandra Clare with Chloe Shi...would that be illegal?

...You're convinced that you're a Shadowhunter because a long time ago one of your ancestors was one. After all, the blood of the Clave is dominant…

…You see a random raven and yell "Hugin! You're not gonna get away with this! Don't you dare attack me!"

...When someone asks you if you're team Edward or Jacob you say, "Screw you! TEAM JACE FTW!"

…You and some friends are locked out of church, and you say "Step aside, mundies. In the name of the Clave I ask entry to this holy place!"

...Someone asks why you are taking Latin in school you say, "As a Shadowhunter I am woefully behind in Latin, so I decided to devote some extra time to my studies."

...In volleyball someone yells "ace!" you say, "JACE? WHERE? TELL ME BEFORE I BRING YOU TO THE SILENT BROTHERS!"

…You're friend gets detention for breaking the rules, and you say, "Sorry, sed lex, dura lex."

…You constantly make Shadowhunter references

….You constantly quote Jace/Clary/Isabelle/Alec/Magnus etc. etc.

…The margins of all your notes, tests, quizzes etc. are covered in Marks and Runes

…Someone says "shadow" and you immediately finish with "hunter"

…You see a stray cat and you say, "It looks like Chairmen Meow has run away again…"

…You hear the word "archive" and you think about the Silent Brothers

…Your life's goal is to travel to Alicante, Spain once you figure out how to get past the wardings.

…You dress up as a Shadowhunter for Halloween

…You hold a grudge against the boy named Sebastian in your grade

…Every time you go snorkeling/scuba diving and see seaweed you think, "hmmm….what if it was pale….so that's what Sebastian/Jonathan's hair looks like!"

…Instead of saying "Oh my god" (or anything similar) you say "By the Angel!"

…You have a separate folder on your computer labeled "TMI stuff" or "TMI fanfic" or something like that

…You have a countdown to when CoLS comes out

…You understand the acronyms TMI, CoB, CoA, CoG, CoFA, CoLS, or CoHF

…You read Ender's Game and think that the whole time Ender's sister Valentine has some ulterior motive to being so nice to him. You're suspicious of anyone named Valentine.

…The background of your computer is downloaded from

… is your home page

…You see the lions at the zoo and say, "Hey! It's a feline Jace!"

...In Super Smash Bros you want to play Link because he's blond like Jace

And last but not least: You know you're obsessed with The Mortal Instruments if any of these pertain to you!