Inspiration came from a FMA one-shot made by ChibisWillRuleTheWorld.
This fic is rated M
for some terms related to lemons and hoarse language. If there's something wrong, just tell me through your reviews and I'll edit it!
Gundam Seed: The "Beat That" Way
(A/N: This is post-SEED. And there's yaoi in here -.-')
Kira and Athrun were bored as heck and staring out a window in the Clyne mansion. Neither of them had said a word, until Athrun blurted out a sudden…
"Yuck."
Kira replied to that with a…
"Yuck, yuck, beat that."
Athrun's mind cooked up a new game.
"Asked your mother to beat you up, beat that." Athrun said.
"Asked your father to throw you out of ZAFT, beat that." Kira retorted.
"Told Yzak that you wet your pants last week."
"Told him it was a lie."
"Told everyone to rip Justice to shreds." Kira snickered.
"Whoa, whoa, that's over the top!" Athrun said in an attempt to defend his only Gundam standing, the Infinite Justice.
As the hours passed by, the two proverbially fired off massive missiles at each other until Lacus came along.
"What's going on here?" She asked.
"Oh, just a new game that I thought of, we're having loads of fun." Athrun answered meekly.
"I'll take a crack at it. Told your friends that you were kissing in the closet, beat that." Lacus giggled.
"Told Dearka that I fucked your ass, beat that." Kira retorted.
"Told Cagalli you were screwing Athrun in the closet." Lacus laughed.
"Told her it was a mistake." Kira said.
"Told everyone to take the Freedom apart." Lacus giggled.
"No, not the Freedom!" Kira screeched.
And two hours later, everyone was yelling at each other. Only one thing to say about this and that is...
Beat that!
Athrun: (gibberish) Casgsjgndvidhaidt? (Translation: Can you still "beat that"?)
Kira: (gibberish) Sdcbhfgkerawisscasfogh, sqgh tytw! (Translation: Yeah, I can still beat that, beat that!)
VM: Great, they're talking in gibberish.
Lacus: I can't understand them…
VM: Anyway, R&R, all, see you dudes later!