A/N: This was done by me and my best friend. The Pairings are FrUK and Americest
My friend being Canada and France, her OCs and occasionally other side characters
Me being America and England, my OCs, and occasionally other side characters
The Italics are thoughts and/or twin talk between America and Canada
England: *is tending to Canada in the middle of the night*
Canada:*Nomming on fist*
England: *smiles tiredly and rocks him, trying to make him go back to sleep*
Canada: *Reaches out at him and waves fist around*
England: *sits down in the rocking chair and pull out a fairy tale book* do you want mummy to read to you poppet?
Canada:*Focused on something and reaches for it*
England: *looks at him* what are you looking at? *sees Fairy* oh. You found your first fairy. *smiles and kisses his head gently*
Canada: *Reaches for the fairy*
Fairy:*Smiles and giggles*
England: don't hurt her Cana...
Fairy: *Lands next to Canada and puts hand on his*
Canada:*Giggles and babbles*
England: *smiles and watches*
Fairy:*Looks at England and back at Canada and smiles at him*
Canada:*Looks up at England and looks at book reaching for it*
Fairy: Read it to him... *Sits on England's shoulder*
England: *smiles and holds Canada in one arm and the book in the other and begins reading*
Canada: *Blinks and smiles*
Fairy:*Dozing off and shakes head awake*
-later-
Fairy:*Asleep on England's shoulder*
Canada:*Asleep*
England: *asleep in the rocking chair*
France:*Walks in and stares for a bit before taking a picture* Mon Amour...
England: *twitches a bit and yawns*
France: *Kisses him*
Fairy:*Wakes up* What's that sm- Oh... Yuck he smells like cheese... *Flies over to Canada and smiles looking at him*
Canada: zzz...
England: *wakes up and looks at France*
France: *Smiles happily and kisses him again*
England: *kisses back tiredly*
Fairy:*Whispers to Canada*
Canada:*Moves around and looks at France and starts crying*
England: *pulls back and holds Canada close* shhh..it's ok Cana...it's just papa
France:* Looks at Canada and smiles*
Canada:*Waves fist at him*
England: *smiles* can you get their bottles. America's gonna wake up any time now.
France: 5...4...3...2...1...
America: *wakes up and cries*
France: *Chuckles* I will feed America... *Walks in kitchen and gets both their bottles* Hey England...Take the day off... You need sleep when you are done feeding Canada leave the rest to me...
Canada:*Babbles*
America: *cries*
England: *Gets up, picks up America in his free arm, and holds both of them, smiles at them*
Canada: *Reaches toward America and babbles*
America's Fairy:*Sitting on Americas head*
England: *smiles* it seems that your fairy has shown up too America. *smiles and walks around the nursery with them*
America: *looks up at the fairy*
America's Fairy:*waves*
Canada:*Trying to reach America and slightly whines*
England: *sits down and lets them sit on his lap*
Canada: *Whines more*
France:*Takes America from England and hands England Canada's bottle*
Canada:*Watches France Take America*
America: *reaches for his bottle*
England: *holds Canada's bottle out to him*
Canada:*Looks past it at France and America and looks up at England then at bottle*...*Reaches for it*
England: *puts it in his mouth* here you go sweetie
America: *whines*
France:*Puts it in his mouth* Non. *
Canada:*Feeds and closes eyes*
England: *smiles*
America: *feeds*
Canada: *Finishes feeding halfway and pushes bottle away*
France:*Chuckles at America*
America: *finishes the bottle*
England: *put the bottle down*
France: Now go and rest Mon amour...
Canada:*Reaches for America*
England: no. You can handle both of them alone.
Canada: *babbles*
France: Yes, I can...
England: No. I'm helping. *holds Canada*
France: Come on England please your going to kill yourself over this...
England: I am a mother. I have to be there for my children.
France: You will be just taking a small break at least go take a nap or do something other than stress yourself over this...
England: no.
France:... *Shakes head sighing*
Canada:*Looks at France and at England before crying*
England: shhh. *holds him close and rocks him* it's ok.
France:*Taking Americas feet out of his mouth* Non.
America: *stares at him then continues to nom on his foot*
England: *rocks Canada*
Canada:*Starts to calm down*
France:*Takes it out again* I said non. _
America: *whines and thrashes his feet and hands around*
England: *smiles at Canada and kisses his head*
France: *Sighs and put Americas foot in his mouth* Fine... However, it is not going to help you with anything...
America: *giggles*
England: *smiles at America*
America: *looks at England and gurgles*
Canada: *Remains silent*...
France: Babies are weird... *Shakes head*
England: They're adorable. *Smiles at the boys*
America: *gurgles*
England: *smiles* yes that's right America.
America: *giggles*
Canada: *Waves fist around and hits England's chest whining and starts thrashing about*
France: So weird...
England: *looks down at Canada* shhh. It is ok. *picks him up under the arms and gently gives him an Eskimo kiss*
Canada:*hugs England's face giggling*
America: *noms on his fist*
England: *smiles and Kisses Canada's stomach*
Canada: *waves fist around babbling at America agitated before squealing and giggles at England*
France: Heh... They already fight
England: *blows on his stomach*
Canada:*Giggles uncontrollably*
France:*tosses America slightly*
England: *blows on Canada's stomach and holds him*
Canada:*Laughs*
England: *smiles and laughs a bit*
France:*Chuckles at Canada*
Canada: *Still agitated at America and babbles at him*
England: *smiles*
Canada: *Eyes turn a darker purple for a sec and babbles thrashing fist about*
France: It's almost like he is cussing America out...
England: *chuckles a bit*
America: *nomming on fist*
Canada:*Becomes more agitated* IM GOING TO END YOU!
America: *looks over, giggles and continues nomming on fist*
Canada: I'LL KICK YOUR A**! YOU WILL REGRET IT!
England: *smiles at them* they're adorable. *sits in the floor and plays with Canada*
Canada: *Pouting*
England: *smiles and pokes his cheeks*
America: *laughs*
Canada: Your laughing now! WAIT TILL WE GET IN THE CRIB!
England: *picks up Canada* I think you need a nap
America: Sucker...
France: You too big guy...
Canada: *Gives him and evil look in eye* Haha. See you there!
America: SH*T!
England: *lays Canada in the crib and then turn on the mobile that makes sounds*
France:*Sets America in crib* I guess it is good for you two to sleep together...
Canada:*Giggles at him*Im gonna f*ck you up!
America: GET ME OUT OF HERE! *cries*
England: *strokes his head* it's ok.
America: Mommy person get me out of here! *cries and tries to reach for him*
England: shh... it's ok. *gives him a stuffed animal*
America: *throws it* MOMMY GET ME OUT OF HERE! *cries*
England: *sighs and picks him up* shhh...
Canada: *clinging to Americas legs* You ain't going anywhere! You belong to me now b*tch! (Narrator: Baby Logic)
England: *looks at Canada* babies can be weird. *gently pulls Canada off and holds America in his arms*
America: Thank you for saving me from my doom...*clings to him*
Canada: *Looks at England* I hope you die.*Looks at America and flips him off*
England: *sees that and his eyes widen* FRANCE! *puts America down and pulls France out of the roomto strangle him*
America: F**K I AM DEAD! SH*T!
-a bit later-
Canada: *Has America squished against the side of the crib* You have a big a** head...It saved you.
America: *cries* I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!
England: *walks in and stares* WTF? *walks over and pulls Canada out of the crib* what is wrong with you today little Mr. Attitude?
Canada: *Looks down at America* Im not done with you *Looks at England* I hope you die...tonight... I don't care when... It has to be tonight... I wanna watch Dora...
-a few months later-
England: *bouncing Canada on his knee*
Canada: You didn't die... So your cool... I guess...*Eyes turn normal and blinks*
France: So cute...
America: *lays on France*So you're Papa? ...you smell like cheese...it's nasty...*stares at France*
England: *smiles and kisses Canada's head*
America: Papa...you smell...take a bath...*looks at him* papa
England: *looks at him*
Canada:*Hugs England's face*
France: He is so heavy You're so skinny...
America: papa! *grabs his shirt and plays with it*
England: That was his first word...
Canada:...Murder...
France: *Eyes widen* That want me! I DIDN'T TEACH HIM THAT IT WAS YOU!
England: *puts Canada and America in the playpen and tackles France* YOU BLOODY FROG!
France: Ack!
England: YOU STUPID GIT! HOW DARE YOU TEACH HIM THAT WORD!
Canada:*Looks at America* Murder...
America: *whimpers* papa...
Canada: *Hugs America* ...
America: *whimpers*
Canada:... *Lets go and looks down*
America: HERO!
Canada: Kindness...
England: *kicks France in the balls* THERE! NOW NO MORE CHILDREN!
Canada:...*Kicks America in the balls as well*
America: *cries*
England: *looks up at them* What's wrong poppet?
America: It hurts...so...bad...
Canada: *Stares at America and looks down and sits in corner* Sorry...
England: *looks at them then at France* YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE!
Canada:*Cries from the loudness* B*****...
England: ...NO SEX FOR 5 YEARS!
Canada: Sex?
England: ..*kicks France in the balls and pulls him out of the room*
America: sex? *looks at Canada* What is mommy and papa saying?
Canada:*Nods* Sex...I dunno... Im curious about sex...