Charlie and I got rather bored and while giggling over some Cosmopolitan article about 'sexting' this came about...

Hope you enjoy reading it- review if you'd like some bite... ;)

Set present time- season 12

Disclaimer: I own zilch

Words on Fire

(Bark)

S: I like to lie in bed wearing your favourite lingerie and pretend you are coming home to me. I can feel your body over me if I try hard enough, I can imagine it all.

G: Describe it for me...

S: I'll let you decide. What kind of mood are you in? The red lace you liked so much? The silk teddy that slipped over my skin? The black corset and stockings?

G: You know me too well...Red lace...please...

S: You remember the way it clung to my body...the ribbon tying a bow between my breasts... the way the neckline dipped when you'd undone it...

G: Then what do I do...

S: well what would you like to do?

G: ...kiss you

S: Where...

G: ...You're neck

S: I like it when you do that

G: ...Then your collar bone...

S: I'd pull at your hair...

G: You do realise this is Greg, right?

S: Why didn't you tell me sooner?

G: It was fun

S: You're an asshole Greg

G: And you love it

G: Want to pick up where we left off...

S: No

G: Are you sure...because I'm sure...you need some help getting all of that lace off...

S: No

G: Want me to tell you what I'm wearing instead?

G: I'm wearing...that shirt you like...

S: The blue one?

G: You like the blue one?

S: Yes... It brings out your eyes

G: Maybe I'll wear it tomorrow

S: Put it on now

G: Okay...well I'm in-between shirts if you're interested

S: hmmm me too, none of mine go with red lace

G: Want to borrow one of mine?

S: Sure... how about the one you're wearing now...

G: I'm not even wearing one

S: Even better

G: If I'm topless...you should be too...

S: That could be arranged

G: Need any help?

S: You'd like that wouldn't you?

G: I would... are you saying you wouldn't?

S: I'm still undecided

S: Maybe you could convince me

G: What would you like darling?

S: I'd like to see if your bark is as good as your bite

G: Picture?

S: Wouldn't you prefer the real thing?

G: ...Yes

S: You know where I am

G: Serious?

S: One way to find out...

G: I'm in no state to drive

G: Are you drunk?

S: Haven't had a drop.

G: Getting a cab.

G: Would you mind if I bite?

S: Only if I can bite back

G: the cab driver's staring at me funny... always knew you were a vamp

S: You have no idea

G: ...Should I have brought my liquid latex?

S: Maybe I have my own

G: wow... what else do you have?

S: wouldn't you like to know. You can't be far now?

G: ...Just paying the fare- look you your window

S: You're wearing you blue shirt

G: You're wearing red lace...

S: I aim to please mister

G: I'm sure you do

S: Hurry up and find out...