Disclaimer
I don't own any of the following characters. They belong to Square Enix.
Oh, and these outtakes aren't in any particular order. Also, some ideas are © to Jurious on Fantasy: Advent Children - Outtakes
Kadaj and Brothers Pulling Up on the Cliff.
Kadaj comes in on his motorbike, and hits the brakes. His motorbike doesn't stop, and it and Kadaj go off the edge of the cliff
Yazoo: …
Loz: Ha ha ha!
Motorbike Fight Scene
Yazoo shoots Cloud in the face as planned. Cloud falls off motorbike and hits the floor, unmoving.
Yazoo: Yeah! I hit him!
Deadly silence
Loz: You aren't meant to kill the main actor, Yaz.
Church Fight Scene with Loz and Tifa
(This idea © to Jurious on Thanks for letting me use it here)
Loz swings Tifa into the bench. Tifa explodes.
Church Fight Scene with Loz and Tifa
Marlene throws the 'materia' at Loz's head. It explodes.
Tifa: …
Reads the sign on the box: Cloud's Secret Stash of Grenades
Cloud find Tifa in the Church
Cloud: Who did this!
Tifa: Well between battling him and trying to save Marlene I never really had time to ask!