LET ME JUST SAY This was NOT my idea! This is based off the fan fiction, here on this site, called 'Summer of My Vampire' by Aqua2Dolphin. This was a wonderful story idea, but was never finished, so I figured I could do my own spin off of this story. I do not own the original idea for this, nor do I own South Park.

So Please, enjoy~.

BUTTERS POV

Let me start by saying this. I'm not sure why I agreed to this, but currently, my friends and I are all standing outside of a huge beautiful castle in England. England! And we're here to stay for the entire summer.

This was all Cartman's fault. He'd come running up to the lunch table, yelling and freaking out about how he had managed to buy an entire castle in England for five dollars. Five bucks. So, everyone saved up money, and once school let out, we took a plane here.

So here we are, looking up at this old but magnificent castle. Let me clarify who 'we' are exactly. There's Craig and Tweek, both 17. Tweek is clinging to Craig, a little scared by the large castle. They've been dating almost a year and a half now. Then, there's Stan and Kyle, also 17. They're looking up at the castle in excitement, trying to guess how many rooms there are. They've dated two years. Then of course there's Cartman, 18, who always makes fun of us for being gay. But, he's still our friend, because we know he's never serious. Then there's me. Awkward little ol' me. I'm 17, and was dragged along on this trip by Cartman. As I take in the huge castle, I feel a bit nervous, a little intimidated by it.

"Come on you guys! Let's go insiiiiiide!" Cartman walked up the large wooden doors, and put in the key he'd gotten.

"H-How'd you get this place for five dollars anyways, Cartman…?" I asked, glancing at the door.

"Some weird old man asked meh how much money I had on meh, an I said five dollars, an he was all 'well then give me that five dollars and I'll give you my castle in England!' So dude I totally did that and here we are at myyy beautiful castle." Cartman said, opening the large doors. They opened with a loud creak, and the group of six made their way inside. After a bit of fumbling, Cartman found the light switch and flicked it on. The lights flickered as they came on.

"Wow, can't be too old if it has electricity." Stan said, glancing at the lights.

"There's only lights in the front foyer Stan. The rest of the castle has torches, or relies on the windows for light." Kyle said. Noticing the look he was receiving from everyone, Kyle shrugged. "What? I actually read the description of this castle that was on the paper Cartman got, unlike all you. It also mentioned something about being haunted, but we know that's bull-"

"Kahl Kahl, shut your fuckin mouth. I totally read the description. Let's find the kitchen." Cartman grinned. Kyle rolled his eyes, murmuring 'fatass' under his breathe as they all followed Cartman's lead.

"Cartman, we should all find rooms and the find the kitchen. Then maybe after we get settled in, we can explore the castle." Stan said, glancing at a stairwell. "I bet there's rooms up those stairs."

Cartman groaned. "Fine, but I get the biggest room you guys cause this is my castle." Cartman turned and went up the stairs, looking through the rooms once he reached the hallway at the top of the stairs. Within ten minutes, Cartman had a large room, bathroom included, Craig and Tweek had a nice blue themed room, Stan and Kyle had a good sized gray room, and I had my own room at the very end of the hall; a rather good sized yellow room. I'm glad that the rooms had color themes, even though the hallway was all just a blanche gray with a red rug. Most the castle was that same gray, with red rugs spread through it all. I changed into a different outfit, a light blue sweater with blue jeans, and peeked out into the hallway, which was silent.

"A-Aw hamburgers, I guess they went on to find the kitchen…" I whimpered, stepping out and glancing around. I sighed and walked down the hallway, opposite of the stairwell we came from. I decided exploring sounded like a good idea. After wandering through endless hallways, and a going up and down few stairwells, I quickly found that I was lost. Trying to find me way back to the rooms, a door that stuck out from the walls caught my eyes. I stopped, and turned to look at the door.

The door was wooden, but painted red, with a black handle to open it. A gold symbol was near the top of the door, and seemed old and faded. I cautiously stepped forward, feeling my heart beat faster. I wrapped my fingers around the cold metal of the handle, and slowly opened the door. Seeing another hallway, I blinked and stepped inside. I know I shouldn't have, my dad was always warning that curiosity killed the cat. But I went in anyways. There was no carpet here, the floor was all cold stone, and the ways were all a cold gray stone as well. There were four doors lining the hall, two on each side, and at the very end of the hall there was one, large, red door just like the one at the entrance to this hallway. It had the same symbol. I started walking towards that door, but as I passed the first door on my left, a large portrait caught me eyes. I glanced at the picture.

It was of a family. A tall man with some facial hair, dark eyes, and dressed in a nice suit. Beside him, a beautiful women with flowing, straight, red hair. She was dressed in a lovely green dress. In front of them, was a boy. He looked my age, with beautiful blonde hair and bright blue eyes. He was wearing a cloak, and frowning. He didn't look happy at all. I couldn't help but wonder, why didn't he look happy? I noticed their clothes looked like they were from a long time ago. From what I knew about history, I'd say maybe early to mid 1800s? They must've been a family that lived here. I wondered what had happened to them. It was obvious they were long dead, but what had been their story? I found myself even more curious, reaching up to touch the portrait.

KENNY'S POV

Humans were in my castle, and I couldn't help but laugh as I watched them. I was standing outside my kitchen window, watching the humans fumble around, trying to figure out how to work the old stove. One in a green hat looked really happy, as though he enjoyed the old things found here. One with a blue hat was watching the other, smiling. I assumed the blue and green hat guys were together, considering how close they stood to each other. Then there was one that seemed extremely nervous, pointing at the stove as though it was going to explode. One in a blue hat with a yellow puff was clearly trying to calm the nervous one. There was one more, and he was the one making me laugh. He was quite a bit overweight, and was screaming at the stove as if that would get it to work. He called it many names, some of which I didn't recognize. I hadn't left my castle in a while, and wasn't too familiar with common language, I guess. After I'd had my good laugh, I found my way back into the castle, and headed to my room. It was hidden very well, so I knew I didn't have to worry about them ever finding me. I froze, seeing that the red door to my hallway was open. I never left that door open. I was in the doorway in a millisecond, and stood staring at a smaller human, looking up at the portrait of my family.

He had short but wavy blonde hair, and his bright blue eyes shone with curiosity. I stood watching him, taking in his slim figure, small, delicate hands, pale white skin. When he reached up to touch my portrait, I snapped, and was instantly behind him.

"What do you think you're doing?!" I hissed. The small blonde gasped in surprise and turned to face me, his back pressed against the wall. The curiosity in his eyes was gone, replaced by fear.

"I-I-I…! I-I'm sorry, I-I didn't m-m-mean any h-harm! W-Who are you…?" He asked, stuttering now. He was shaking now, clearly scared. I smirked. Let's make this fun, I thought. I stepped closer to him, putting one hand on the wall beside his head.

"Don't be scared. My name is Kenny. And this is my castle." I said, tilting my head. I saw his eyes dash to one side and back to me, and realization dawn on him.

"Y-You're the boy! In that picture…! B-But that isn't possible, i-is it…? That picture i-is hundreds of years o-old!" He squeaked. Perfect.

"Yes, that is me. How's it possible? I can't die, human. I'm a vampire, and can live forever." I grinned, my fangs gleaming at him. He gasped and shrunk away. He seemed stuck to that spot, petrified, and didn't reply to me. I stepped back, and chuckled. My eyes widened as he scrambled, and ran away, quickly. He was running? Silly human…

BUTTERS POV

I ran. It was all I could think to do. Those red eyes… I shivered, and ran down a stairwell, panting as I ran, taking twists and turns, just wanting to get away. A vampire! A vampire! There was a vampire inside of Cartman's castle! And he had once been a human, I thought, remembering the portrait. I ran into someone, and fell back onto the floor. I looked up to see Cartman.

"What the fuck!?" He yelled. "Why were you running!?" He huffed, glaring at me.

"S-Sorry…" I couldn't just tell him I'd met a vampire, he would laugh at me for the rest of my life! "I-I was seeing how fast I could get to the other side of the hallway…" Cartman seemed satisfied with this and just shrugged.

"Well come on man, we were looking for you. It's dinner time!" He said, leading the way. I glanced behind us, shivering, unable to forget those ruby eyes, and quickly followed him.

I hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more.