Arthur is a Baby
Today, on Arthur and Muffy's Ninth Birthday, full of joy, with a beautiful day already prepared for the occasion.
But for one side of the party, Muffy Crosswire was having none of the joy. She was angry she had to share the same Birthday as Arthur Read, that boy has caused her Birthday to be spoiled, and it had been because of that boy, THAT BOY, shared the same birthday as her. She was sick and tired of splitting the date, so she decided to trick Arthur.
On that date, Muffy called Arthur to Celebrate their birthday at Prunella's.
"Why Prunella's?" Asked Arthur, who was used to celebrating at their houses year by year.
"C mon every year is the same!" Muffy lied, " Plus, we should change the scenery a bit! Tradition is meant to be broken!"
" Okay..." Arthur thought, ' Something's up with Muffy today, her tone sounds abnormal!' But he dismissed anything suspicious, it was both of their birthdays after all, why would anybody trick the other?
Arthur entered the house and saw all his friends, partying. Even D.W. was there!
" Hey, Birthday boy." D.W. snickered, "Who's the girl you've been going out with?"
" Shut up turn D.W." Arthur snapped. Then, he realized Muffy wasn't behind him! Where'd she go?
Little did anyone suspect, Muffy had wanted to humiliate Arthur by turning him into a frog. She enlisted her Prunella, an expert of Magic and sorcery, to prepare a spell.
They were in Prunella's bedroom, discussing the plans.
"...so, on the count of three, we just dash out, and turn Arthur into a frog." Muffy finished.
" I'm not sure about this though..." Prunella hesitated.
" What? Why not!" shouted Muffy.
" Well," Prunella explained, " I cannot forsee that we will be able to change him back into a nine year old boy."
" Okay," Muffy laughed. " Then he will be a frog forever, and that makes twice the embarrassment.
" I dunno Muffy..." Prunella Sympathised, " That sounds kinda mean..."
" Oh, screw it" Muffy pouted, as she continued on with the plan.
" Now on the count of 1... 2..."
Arthur was hanging with his best friends, Buster, Francine, and the Brain.
" Well congrats Arthur, Buster said, " You only turn nine once in your life, or at least, when you turn into a number!"
Everyone laughed.
" So, Arthur ," Francine said, flirtatiously as she held up a bottle, Do you remember what i brought you last year?"
Arthur gulped.
Suddenly, Muffy and Prunella came barging out of the bedroom, rushed down the stairs, and Prunella pointed a wand at Arthur,chanting a spell.
"Pricipr... ACHOO!" Prunella had just sneezed in the middle of her chant, but it didn't matter as a cloud of smoke engulfed Arthur, and almost the whole house.
When the dust settled, Arthur was revealed to be a naked baby, squealing in delight.
Everyone gasped in shock.
" What is THAT?"asked D.W., pointing at his lower area.
" A Penis... Brain blurted out, but suddenly slapped his mouth shut, Remembering who he was talking to.
" A what?" D.W. asked, hearing half-finished sentence.
A..." Brain stammered, " You'll find out when you're older."
"MUFFY!" shouted Francine, slapping her in the arms violently, " What the hell did you do?"
" This is disgusting..." Sue Ellen said in disgust, " Somebody get a diaper!" Soon Arthur was picked up by his friends, and changed into a diaper.
" I'll will try to reverse the spell." Prunella chanted, " Pricipario!" No smoke settled still the same old baby.
" Uh oh." cried Muffy.
THIS STORY WAS CO-WRITTEN AND EDITED BY TIGERSNDRAGONS.