N/A Don't worry, I won't forget my other story: The Huntress. Chapter three of that story is on it's way. I just had write this! Now a small percentage of you guys will recognize this story at end. The other's well...let's just say it's a new beginning. Oh, by the way the usual waring occurs...First I don't have a beta...well I do...I just can't email her this fic because of computer problems. Second: No flames please. I will use them to light my Teal'c Candles (old joke, I know)
In Cheyenne Mountain there was a buzz. A hum of excitement. It was every where. You see Cheyenne Mountain might be a HIGHLY classified base, and a NORAD Station. Cheyenne Mountain was also know for it's famous Rumor mill. And on the top of that list today wasn't the flagship team SG1's teamleader and 2IC. Oh no, it was one Archaeologist, Anthropologist, and Linguist. Dr. Daniel Jackson. Now most Ladies that come in contract with him immediately want him to father their children. He just brings that out of people. He's just that fine.
Problem was that he didn't notice the attention that he got on Base. The nurses especially one Lt. Rush had the hardest crush on him. And wouldn't you after seeing him oh so unclad! Now, I wouldn't go to say he was the best looking dude on the team. Naw. You see Jack O'Neil who was the base 2IC and Teamleader of SG1. Is also hot. The man has legs...well let's just say that he's well packaged. Teal'c the man's muscles makes at least a good thirty percent of the female population wonder about his lower attributes if you get my drift. Samantha Carter is a lucky son-of-bitch. I tell you that.
Anyway, let me get back to my story. The rumor mill was a buzz with this news. It was sending shock waves into the betting pools.
In the commissary on the far left corner was SG1 themselves. Colonel O'Neil, Maj. Samantha Carter, Teal'c...and the one the only...Dr. Daniel Jackson himself!
Let's eavesdrop on their conversation eh?
Sam: God, I can't believe it. I mean I can't Believe it!
Jack: Me neither, but it's funny though.
Jack snickers at Daniel who in returns to give a deadly glare. Which does nothing but amuse Jack more.
Teal'c: Are you all right DanielJackson?
Daniel looks at his Tall dark friend, and shakes his head. Nope. I don't think I am this time.
Teal'c just lifts an eyebrow in reply
Jack: Awe C'mon Daniel you got...
Daniel huffs indigently and glares once again at Jack.
Daniel: Don't even say it, Jack!"
Jack looks innocently at his younger friend. " What!"
Daniel leans back into his chair blue eyes blazing. " You... know what."
Sam looks at two thirds of her team and shakes her head. I better interfere now.
Sam: So what you gonna do...I mean...
Daniel bangs his forehead against the table. Wishing that Olma can ascend him already.
Daniel: I...have...no...Idea...
Jack: Don't do that Daniel! You gonna damage that Genus brain of yours.
Daniel's head jerks up and looks at him.
Daniel: Shut up Jack.
Teal'c just looks at Daniel and begins to shake his head. The Tauri are strange indeed.
Sam: You gotta do something...I mean you gotta go home at somepoint right?"
Daniel: Sighs yeah but I really don't want to!
Jack breaks out in loud laughter. Holding and clotting his sides.
Daniel: It's not funny, Damnit!"
Jack: Yes it is.
Daniel: No isn't.
Jack : Yes it is.
Daniel. " No...it isn't! "
Jack : Yes!
Daniel: No!
Jack : Yes!
Daniel: No!
Sam: Sir! Please...
Jack looks at Sam . She's silently pleading with him to act his age, at least for once
Jack: Okay, Daniel. But I mean what exactly you are going to do she is...
Daniel : Yeah I know. I can't believe what a mess I made for myself this time!
Jack: Well Daniel...Shit happens! But for the life of me I can't see how you did this to yourself twice. I mean the first time turned out okay, but twice holds up two fingers to emphasize his point Daniel, forcryinoutloud!
Daniel: I know. Damn I wish I could remember that night.
Jack: Now you know next time you go drinking to take me a long with you!
Daniel: Shut up Jack!
Sam: So what are you going to do? I mean I hate to sound redundant...but...
Daniel: I don't know! I don't think I can stand another day with that...that...
Jack: chuckles to himself Welcome to the club, Spacemoneky!
Daniel: Daniel ignores that comment I am not going home. Nope...she can have the house all I want is my books, my swords...and my sheet set that Sam gave me for Christmas.
Jack's amusement grows stronger. Making it harder to keep from laughing.
Jack: Well only you would get accidentally married twice!
Daniel once again bangs his head against the table.
Daniel: What was I thinking?"
Jack: The question was...what part of your body were you thinking with?
Sam breaks off into giggling.
Jack: Jack turns to her and mock glares. No giggling!
Instead of stopping her giggles them become louder.
Teal'c : Should this not be a time for celebration, DanielJackson?"
Daniel doesn't answer just continues to bang his head against the cold table.
Sam: Sam's eyes soften with concern for her friend. Daniel you gonna have to go home. She is your wife after all.
Daniel: (he whines) Do I have to?