Got this idea after a very...bad week. Enjoy!
It was early in the morning when Anakin's cell phone rang. The music blared, "Damn! It's a sexy chic! Sexy chic! Damn girl!" Grinning at the sound of his favorite song, Anakin reached over Padme` to the end table.
"You've reached Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight, Hero With No Fear, and Master of Podracing. May I help you?"
Obi-Wan's voice sounded tired on the other end, "We need you at the Temple. Emergency council meeting."
Anakin nodded, then remembered his former master couldn't see him and said, "Be there in a second."
"Change your ringtone," ordered Padme` without opening her eyes.
"Get me a new phone."
"Change your ringtone!"
"Get me a new phone!"
"CHANGE YOUR RINGTONE!"
"GET ME A NEW PHONE!"
Padme` rolled onto her side and Anakin stormed out of bed, threw on his Jedi attire, and left the apartment in a huff.
At the Jedi Temple, the Council was rising too early. If you were to look at the security holograms, here's what you would see. Obi-Wan was trying to balance a cup of coffee as big as Yoda on his lap, Yoda was staring at Yaddle, Yaddle was trying to find her Jedi robe so she could cover up her scandalous pajamas, Mace was flirting without success with Adi Gallia, Adi was flirting with Kit, Kit was flirting with Aayla, Aayla was staring awkwardly away, Shaak was braiding Oppo Rancis' tail, Ki-Adi was brushing his beard while counting to one hundred thoasand six hundred and thirty-two, Plo Koon was aimlessly walking around the room, speaking of a magical unicorn joining the Dark Side, and Anakin was sitting and pouting.
"What's this meeting about anyway?" Anakin yelled over the chaos.
"Start it, I shall. But first, Master Yaddle, sit on my lap, you must," Yoda said.
Yaddle hurridly wrapped herself up in a Jedi robe and glared at Yoda. "The meeting shall come to order." yelled Mace.
The Council was silent for a minute, except for the yell of Obi-Wan when his hot coffee spilt all over him. Anakin laughed, and Obi-Wan threw a bottle of Jawa Juice: Now In Bantha PooDoo Flavor! at him.
"It's unfortunately that time of month again for Padawan Tano. And if anyone remembers last time..." the Council shuddered at the painful memory Mace had brought up. "Then we know it can't happen again. Of course, we can't tell her we know or she'd kill all of us for messing in her personal life."
"What do we do?" Ki-Adi yelled, pulling his legs up into the feetle position and rocking.
Oppo began to cry silently in his chair, using his braided tail to wipe his eyes. Shaak stood up, "Wait a second! Why is it a big deal when she PMS's but not when me or Adi or Luminara or Anakin does?"
"Hey!" Anakin yelled.
"In control of your emotions, you all are. Young Skywalker, unfortunately, agree I do, with Master Ti," Yoda said, handing Anakin a pint of Tusken Raider Chocolate Ice Cream and a TV Guide.
Anakin threw the ice cream out the window (where it hit Padme`'s head. "Hey! Ooh my favorite!") but kept the TV guide.
"Hey Pretty Little Liars is returning!" he said. "I mean, yeah football!"
"It's basketball season," Obi-Wan informed him.
"Thought it was baseball season, I did. Go Red Sox!" Yoda said.
Plo Koon promptly tackled the little Jedi, screaming "Go Yankees!"
"Can we focus please?" yelled Adi desperately. "The sooner we finish, the sooner we can go back to bed!"
The prospect of sleeping quieted the Masters and they let Mace continue the meeting, "Basically, we have to go on with our lives this week normally, or it will only make it worse if we get involved."
Anakin slumped in his seat, "Easy for you to say. She's my Padawan."
"We'll try to keep you off missions, okay?"
Anakin didn't respond. Suddenly, heavy footstepts echoed in the hallway. The Council could hear the guards running and hiding. The doors burst open and Ahsoka stomped in.
She looked strange without her makeup on and her Padawan beads were tangled around her tentecles. She was wearing a long robe and fuzzy womp rat slippers. Her eyes were red, like she was on the Dark Side.
Oppo launched himself out the window and landed in the Chancellor's speeder. "I need a ride, mylord. Doesn't matter where. I just need to get out of here!" the Council heard him yelling.
Ki-Adi hid behind his chair, whimpering and Mace reached for Adi's hand. She slapped him. The rest of the Council members stood their ground, but shifted uncomfortably in their seats.
"You guys woke me up with all your stupid talking! What is so important that it needs to be discussed at six in the morning!" Ahsoka screamed.
"Actually Snips, it's 9:00." Anakin offered his Padawan.
"Shut up, Master!" she screeched. "Why don't you all go back to bed like normal human beings and sleep? Oh wait, you're all Jedi so you're not normal! Where's my iPod? Did you borrow it again, Windu? Look, I don't need this. My life is bad enough without you idiots messing it up! UGH!" And with that, she turned from the room and stomped back down the hall to her chambers.
"This is gonna be a long week," Anakin sighed.