Disclaimer: If I owned PoT, I'd need all the stuff that comes with it. And since I don't have any of that, it's safe to say I don't own it.
Of Chocolates, Confusion, and Hospitals
"…But Mura buchou said I could!" The bright green eyes of Kirihara Akaya blinked expectantly at Niou. Or Yagyuu. Well, whoever it was, they had white hair, blue eyes, and a malicious glint in their eyes. So, it was Niou or Yagyuu.
"No. Absolutely not. Do you remember what happened last year?" Niou or Yagyuu glared down at Akaya, who just rolled his eyes irritably.
"So, I went a little crazy. It's not like I killed anyone…" Akaya paused for a moment, letting his brain check and see if his statement was true or not. Don't worry, his brain told him, the girl was sent to the hospital before any permanent damage was done. As long as you didn't think psychological problems, constant shaking, and bursting into tears whenever you saw bright yellow as "permanent".
"Either way, Akaya, you are NOT eating a whole box of chocolates. Even if Mura did give them to you for Valentine's Day." Niou or Yagyuu used the "no nonsense" tone that had developed over the years that Akaya had done to Rikkai. It was designed to keep Akaya calm whenever telling him something that might make him…not calm. Or in this case, very, very angry.
"BUT I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!" Clearly, the "no nonsense" tone had not worked. At all.
Tears poured out of eyes, and round lips formed an o-shaped figure. "I WANT MURA BUCHOU NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"
"…" Trying as hard as possible not to trigger another outbreak, Niou or Yagyuu began carefully inching back…to no avail.
"Akaya! Niou or Yagyuu! What's going on?" A frowning - never a good sign - Yukimura stood behind Akaya.
"THEYWON'TGIVEMETHECHOCOLATEYOUGAVEME!" Akaya launched himself into Yukimura's arms and sobbed helplessly.
"Now, that's not very nice." Yukimura turned his Smile of Doom upon Niou or Yagyuu. "Why don't you give our poor kouhai his chocolates?"
"Because you told me not too?" Niou or Yagyuu mentally slapped himself on the forehead when Yukimura's Smile of Doom became Glare of Doom.
"Now, why would I do something like that?" Yukimura tipped his head slightly to one side, idly considering what form of punishment would be best suitable for Niou and Yagyuu. Because since one of them had just really pissed him off, it seemed best to punish the both of them. Fair was fair, after all.
"Ah…" Niou or Yagyuu considered all the possible answers, including "you're sadistic", "you like watching people cry", "you don't want the school to get sued again", and "you're starting to get recognized at the hospital".
Instead of saying any or all of those things, however, Niou or Yagyuu wordlessly threw the box of chocolates at Akaya. And then ran, far, far away, so that he wouldn't have to deal with the Wrath of Yukimura. Yet.
"Here you go!" His Glare of Doom changing back into a Smile of Daisies and Lollipops, Yukimura handed Akaya his box of chocolates.
"Mura buchou, you're the best buchou ever!" Akaya happily sat on the floor, and began gobbling up the chocolates.
Humming happily to himself, Yukimura couldn't help but grin. The look on Sanada's face when he had deal with whoever it was Akaya sent to the hospital this year would be priceless. Oh, how he loved Valentine's Day!
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Author's Notes: Yes, I know I haven't been able to go on in a while. Yes, I know I've been a bad author. But for my defense, I'm in straight AP and honors classes. And accelerated. And I have no time. So, I'm sorry…but hopefully Telling Secrets will be updated tomorrow or the day after. And I promise to start paying attention again!
By the way, no ones feeding the ducks where I live. Feed me with a review? Please?
Ducky