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Matt Miller and Johnny Gat: Partners In Space
Season 1: Really is this called 'Pilot'?
Matt sat there, staring into the distance. He felt like he was just lying in space, it's like when you were a kid. The first time they tell you the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. He can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling round the sun at sixty seven thousand miles an hour, and He can feel it. We're falling through space, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go. Matt just keeps on dreaming. He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
"You have got to be fucking kidding me!" a voice calls. "Matt? Keith? Pierce? The motherfuckers have gone somewhere else."
Matt has his headphones in his ears, so he can't hear what the voice is saying.
"Kinze, Shaundi, CID? That shit drone!" The voice calls more names closer.
Matt tries to sleep on the ground before the sight of a man that he really doesn't know comes closer to him and takes his hearphones out.
"Matthew Miller, where the fuck did all the over people go?" The man says to him.
Matt Miller answers with a resounding, "They didn't want to hear your bullshit, Johnny."
"Seriously? Matt. We've met for around about 8 bullshit months and you say 'They didn't want to hear your bullshit, Johnny'. Johnny replies.
"Are you making fun of my fucking British accent or something?" Matt shouts.
"Yeah, so bring it on you pussy!" Johnny demands.
Matt gets to punch Johnny just before Johnny tries to kick Matt. Then Johnny tries to grab his gun before shooting it in a The Matrix style. He misses which causes nothing. Matt then runs up and parkours about the place causing Johnny to run out of breath.
"Trying to get me, you fucking piece of shit?" Matt shouts as he throws some dynamite into the part of the bridge he just ran. Johnny was stuck.
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Season 1: Forgive The British