This is just a little shorty about ed. i know it sucks. just dont bring that up. if you do i will beat you like a pinata. yes.
Eds' feet and hands hurt
"OOOOOOW! Ed's feet and hands HUUURT!" ED whined.
"Well you should have been looking where you were going."Spike said.
Spike Took out some anti-Bacterial spray, sprayed it on a cloth and rubbed it on Ed's wounds. She winced in pain.
"Ed did not know that Glass was there!" she said defensively. "Ed was minding Ed's own business, walking on Ed's hands, when Ed saw a shiny thing. Ed Hand-walked over and tried to grab it, but Ed accidently stepped on glass with hands and then Ed fell over on her feet. And Ed's FEET went on glass!"
"Why didn't you wear shoes?"
"Ed never wears shoes."Ed replied. Spike applied pressure to the cuts and infections on Ed's feet. She let out a Yelp.
"Why don't you wear shoes?" Spike asked, not looking up from what he was doing.
"Ed does not like them very much."
"Has this ever happened to you before?"
"Well, ed's feet have become so rough from never wearing shoes that Ed almost never feels a thing!"
"All finished with your feet! Let me see your hands!"
Ed did as she was told.
"Wow. You're hands are bleeding! And there are bits of glass still stuck in there!"
Spike got out some tweezers and started picking at the glass shards.
"OOOWCH!" Ed yelled.
"Hold still. I think I got it all. Al right this is going to sting a bit."
He sprayed it on her hands; she got jolts of pain running through her hands.
Spike took some gauze and wrapped it around Ed's feet and hands.
"There, you should be better in about a day or two."
"Thanks Spike-Person!" She said as she Tucked her self in a ball and started rolling around.
P.S. i have seen shorter ones so go suck it if you think this is the shortest one.