Hello, I am a robot, ahhh! he has a flowery eye.
"Dipper, I think I have to break up with you", Said Pacifica with a tear forming in her eye.
"Yes! Yes! Yeh heh essss!", Yelled Dipper while fist bumping the air. He then began to skip off into the distance yelling "Iv'e broken the chains of slavery, I am Free!", Until he got hit by a truck.
The end.