This is totally crackfic! I mean PWP on crack with plot bunnies gouging their eyes out fic. All inspired by the truly interesting free downloads at Amazon for the Kindle. I'm now almost wishing I didn't own the thing – but I love it. Everything in me goes against writing this but it's to fun to resist. So here's my contribution to the erotic/gay/fantasy/sci-fi/horror/mystery/classics/porn/religious downloads that are seared into my brain now.

Rating: M (sex, language, craziness)

"Goodness they are handsome boys," the fairy said as she undressed the Winchester brothers with her eyes.

"Yes they are."

"Hey Shi if two dragons are fucking each other is it bestiality? And who would want to read about two dragons fucking anyway? I've seen it. It's just gross." The imp in the group was preoccupied with the summary of the trash that passed for erotica at the Kindle store.

"Oh, enough." Shi said as she took her laptop away from the imp and put it in her bag.

"But I wasn't finished!" The imp protested loudly and everyone in the diner looked at their table. "They have a whole set of books devoted to shapeshifters bofing each others brains out I want to read."

There was nothing more annoying than a petulant, whiny imp that wasn't getting his way. And once it got loud they could be toast. Especially with the Winchester brothers in the diner tonight. So she pulled the laptop back out and let the imp surf the smut online.

"If my computer gets a virus because of this your ass is vaporized," Shi said quietly to the imp.

The imp huddled down in his seat. He understood what she meant.

"Oh my, that's a title?" Now the fairy was completely enraptured with the Kindle free download selection.

"Almost afraid to ask," Shi said but curiosity got the best of her.

"Almost an Orgy," the imp replied loud enough for the patrons at the tables around them to hear.

"Enough!" This time she slammed the laptop shut and crammed it in her bag. "Order dessert and coffee to go buddy boy. We've got to go. Now!" The hunters were looking at them too much for her comfort.

"You're a mean old banshee bitch," the imp pouted to Shi as he got the waitress attention.

"You're about to see how banshee bitch I can be," it was a threat. A low level threat because they were all stuck with each other until the next full moon, but a threat nonetheless.

Rule one in the Sidhe kingdom, never ever trust an imp. Rule two a horny, sex crazed, voyeuristic fairy with a serious kink addition can never be left alone among mortals. Rule three when rules one and two go to hell you got serious trouble on your hands. That's where Shi found herself now. Frantically running through the fields around the hotel trying to find Puck before he killed someone or something, and looking for where Tatianna had disappeared off to.

She was going to kill them both when she found them. If the hunters hadn't already killed them. That thought made her nervous. Yes they were annoying Sidhekin but they were her friends – annoying as they were. If something happened to them she would feel really bad. However that thought fled her mind as she ran into something warm, solid, unmoving, and mortal.

"Shit," she said as she looked up and saw the tallest Winchester brother looking down at her. Act calm, act mortal, act….oh hell she saw Puck in the field behind him trying to….oh fuck. "PUCK!"

She ran as swiftly as the wind but by the time she had gotten to where the imp had been he was gone and there was a carcass of something at her feet.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit!" She always cursed when she was mad, or nervous. Puck was gone, Tat was nowhere to be seen, and a large hand had grabbed her arm and was leading her back toward the hotel.

The more she thrashed to get loose the stronger he held her. She was a freaking banshee yet a mortal had enough strength to keep her from getting loose. Oh hell. She hadn't realized that sometime during their first encounter that night to now he had slipped a bronze cuff on her wrist.

Sam noticed the banshee looking at the bronze cuff. "So I guess bronze really does take away a banshee's power."

"You guessed? I'm being manhandled by a talking ape because you guessed? Unbelievable I thought you were suppose to be professionals. Everyone knows bronze takes away a banshee's power."

He was going to have to gag her if she didn't stop insulting him, but he also needed her help. His brother had finally met his match in a horny, sex crazed, kink fairy. He would never have believed that Dean could be fucked into a coma but apparently that was what happened. The fairy had left before he could get her to reverse whatever she had done to him but he had the banshee. She had to be able to fix Dean.

She had to squint her eyes when they walked into their hotel room because the light was bright. Once they had adjusted she saw the shorter Winchester with his eyes staring blankly up at the ceiling, a very large smile on his face, completely naked, and shallowly breathing. This type of sex magic was beyond her paygrade.

"Sorry, but I can't undo Tat's magic. He'll have to come out of it on his own. Which he will do in approximately 24 hours or so. Give or take about 4."

"We have to hunt tonight. I need him back to normal in five hours."

"That kind of sex magic needed to break the spell would take at least two hours to build, another two hours to simmer and…"

Sam knew she was thinking about something.

"Maybe if it was a quicky you could have him back to normal with half hour to spare."

"How do you break the spell then?" He was desperate.

"I don't. Tatianna put him into it, she has to take him out of it."

"Actually you could do it," Puck's voice came from outside the open door.

"Puck shut it!"

Sam's eyes looked at her hard. "Do it," his tone was equally as hard and it didn't belie the threat underneath.

"Well you two have to be in agreement on it," Puck said as he snickered and darted around the room.

"What?" Sam was about ready to lose it! "Agreement on what?"

"Sex magic takes two buck-o," Shi said with a satisfied smirk on her face. She finally had the hunter. There would be no way in hell he would agree to have sex with her, a Sidhe, a monster to free his brother in time to hunt. No he would hunt alone or she could help him. But then he might gank her ass on principle once it was done and he was sure his brother would wake up.

"Fine," Sam said as he began to unbutton his shirt.

"I still need to consent," she said. Screwing a mortal wasn't the worst thing a Sidhe could do. Sometimes it could be pleasurable – if the mortal was strong enough, warrior enough. Hunters could fall into that category so maybe…

By the time his shirt and the tee underneath were off and he was working on getting out of his jeans Puck whispered in her ear. "I'd say that look gives consent." He was laughing at the OH WOW expression on her face.

"Uh, yeah. Now get the hell out of here and don't you dare come knocking."

He vanished out of the room with a shut of the door. Once outside he high fived Tat. Shi was always so uptight with a stick up her ass. She needed to let off steam and things were going just the way they had planned it. One night with the hunter and they wouldn't have to endure two more weeks of her serious attitude. She might even let them summon other Sidhe and have a proper orgy if she was more relaxed.

TBC - Now the fun really begins.