It was just one of those ordinary days in the 22 year old's life. Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) Potter was walking down the street and singing one of his favourite songs: "Whooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS" and so on. He was totally into Spongebob Squarepants and he knew it. Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie)'s greatest wish was, after buying a whole bunch of green shoes, to meet his hero Spongebob, for this guy was soooo cool.
Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie), however, didn't know how to hex himself into the cartoonworld and went to the flat of his intelligent, suddenly turned devastatingly beautiful and funny friend Hermione Malfoy. She had married the boy she had hated until fifth grade in which he turned out to be only a little innocent boy, who was threatened to act all goofy because of his lunatic and sadistic father. Anyway, Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) made his way to the flat and knocked on the door. But not an ordinary knock it was, it was: "Knoooooooooooock klives kinck kack kpineappleck kunderck ktheck kseack? KSPONGEBOBCK KSQUAREPANTSCK!".
A loud moaning was heard out of the flat and then, after some time hearing things Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) never wanted to hear, Hermione opened the door. Her hair was ruffled and she wasn't exactly wearing very much. Draco ::THUNDER:: came up behind her, only a towel wrapped around his hips. Standing behind Hermione he started nibbling her ear. "Hi Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie).." Hermione began but then moaned loudly when Draco ::THUNDER:: started planting butterflykisses down her shoulders. Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) looked at her irritatedly. "Thank you for that mental image, I think I'll come back later and.. let you fnish what you errr.. started!" he turned around and was about to dash down the road redheaded, when he felt a tight grip on his arm. "Harry (may helive long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie), whatever you came for, it better be important! Or else I'll rip your head off, .. anyway..., Draco ::THUNDER:: stop it.. take your hands from my hips! Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie), now you've interrupted us anyway, so it doesn't matter.. COME THE HELL IN!" she cried and if she had stopped there, Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) would have really come in, however, she didn't. "Oh.. Draco ::THUNDER::.. stop.. stop.. ahhh.. noo.. oooh.. uhh.. OH! DRACO ::THUNDER::!". Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) turned on his heel and dashed down the road.
Panting he ran around a corner and stopped there, taking in high amounts of air. He wiped the sweat off his forehead and pondered over what to do next. Hermione who had obviously turned into a sexmonster wasn't able to help him. Fatass Ron was probably trying to go through a door without getting stuck with his fat ass, Dumbledore was off, trying to seduce Minerva McGonagall who was running away from Dumbledore. Sirius.. yeah.. where was Sirius? Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) thought. Maybe I'll write a letter to him. But then he remembered Hedwig (may she rest in peace) had been eaten by Crookshanks (may he rest in piss) and he hadn't bought a new owl yet, so Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) forgot the idea quickly. "Maybe I'll go to Snape. Probably he knows a solution for my problem".
So Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) ran to the other end of the city he was in, instead of using his wand and apparating. Panting heavily once more he knocked on Snape's door. However not without remembering to knock his special Spongebob knock. The door opened a crack and out of the dark came a misty voice. "Come in.. come in.. I've been waiting for you.. finally you've come..".
Harry (may he live long, considering his poor childhood and all the horrible times he escaped badass Voldie) was all afraid but opened the door nevertheless..
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