I'll be here for Christmas

You can plan on me

Please have ghosts and owl posts

'Cause Hogwarts is my family

Christmas Eve will find me

Where the fat lady sits

I'll be home for Christmas

And hopefully get a broomstick servicing kit

I'll be here for Christmas

You can plan on me

Please have ghosts and owl posts

'Cause Hogwarts is my family

Christmas Eve will find me

At a Hogwarts feast

I'll be home for Christmas

With no Dudley beast...

With no Dudleeeeeey beeeeeeeeeeast