Um...a collection of what the characters might say about a boring subject...skull. Oh yea, we do not own Naruto, or we won't be writing about this now!
"A skull can be food."
-Chouji
Is food all you can think of?
Yes
"A skull can be an accessory."
-Ino
(Sarcastically) Who would have thought you'd say that?
Shut up!
"A skull is too troublesome to find…"
-Shikamaru
What if you don't have to find it?
It's still too troublesome…
"A skull is a skull, believe it!"
-Naruto
We're not babies, Naruto.
Oh.
"Hey yo, there's been a change of plans. We're going to talk about skulls, yo!"
-Orochimaru on crack
…That was…unexpected.
Hey dudes…
"Sasuke is way better than a dumb skull!"
-Sakura
…Whatever
Hey! What about me?
"A skull is none of my business."
-Neji
That's…mean.
-Glare-
A skull represent FLAMING YOUTH!
-Lee and Gai
Shut up, please!
-Gasp- THAT IS NOT YOUTHFUL AT ALL!
"A skull can be grinded into sand…"
-Gaara
…Really?
-Nods-
"A skull is good for target practices."
-Tenten
No it's not! You can't break it!
Oh shut up.
"…"
-Shino
Shino! Say something!
…
"A skull is-HEY! STOP CALLING ME A DUMBASS, AKAMARU! I KNOW WHAT A SKULL IS!"
-Kiba
I think Akamaru's right. You are a dumbass.
HEY!
"A skull can be avenged…?"
-Sasuke
You just has to break the mood, do you!
…Whatever.
"A cloud is shaped like a skull…"
-Shikamaru
If you are only going to those boring things, get out!
-Sigh- Women are so troublesome…
"Can I teach a skull the Sexy no Jutsu? Hmm…"
-Naruto
Hey! You came out already!
So did Shikamaru!
"-Hic- You can lose a skull to gambling!"
-Tsunade
You can lose to a skull? How lame is that?
I SAID LOSE A SKULL! NOT LOSE TO A SKULL!
"A skull represents YOUTHFUL FLAME!"
-Gai
…You said that already.
OH! WELL, YOU CAN NEVER SAY IT ENOUGH TIMES!
"I SO TOTALLY AGREE, GAI-SENSEI, THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!"
-Lee
LEE!
GAI-SENSEI!
-Hug each other with sunset and strange music in the background-
"A-A sku-ull can-can –Faints-"
-Hinata
AH! HINATA'S DEAD!
I think she just fainted…
"A skull can be a puppet!"
-Kankurou
Really? Isn't that a skeleton?
…I supposed so.
"A skull can be-wait, where's my fan? Why is it in the garbage can? GAARA! DID YOU CHUCK MY FAN IN THE GARBAGE! KANKUROU! AAARRGGH!"
-Temari
RUN!
KANKUROU!
"I will betray a skull…should I?"
-Kabuto
Are you going to betray everything?
-Shrugs- Maybe.
"Come Come Paradise is way better than a skull! –Giggles-"
-Kakashi
OH MY GOD! WILL YOU STOP BRINGING THAT OUT IN EVERY CONVERSATION?
Kakashi-sensei! What volume are you on?
Uh... Hope you like them? The lines between each -ahem- skull statement are what other characters (use your imagination)has to say to that statement. I hope it's not too confusing...