Ianto walked into the Torchwood base, balancing three Chinese takeout boxes in his hand, only to be tripped over by CAPTAIN JACK'S foot.
"Oh, great. I was GOING to say 'who wants Chinese' but you just DESTROYED the mood"
"Oh, Chinese you say...." Captain Jack replied.
"Yeah, you know... We could go eat Chinese food.... Maybe see a movie..."
"Are you asking me out Ianto?"
"Well you asked me out last time..." Ianto blushed.
"Yes, but that was last time," Jack replied, trying not to blush himself.
"when has that ever been a problem for you?" Ianto whined, fully red in the face now. "I mean, you always say that but we end up..."
"okay, okay, fine. You win," Jack conceded.
"Haha! I win! Totally!"Ianto laughed, "what are we doing again?
"a date maybe?"
"hmm... A lemon?"
"A picnic?"
"Oh come on little miss innocent pants" (Is it just me or is Ianto REALLY OOC here?)
"Shouldn't Gabi just... come up with something for us to do?"
"She CBF"
"You CBF saying can't be f*cked"
"Neither can you!"
"I totally said it!" Jack complained
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
"No you—" Ianto's sentence was interrupted when Jack snogged him. I mean, how can you stay mad at him after that?
"You know what?" Jack smiled. "I feel like a game of naked hide and seek..."
"1... 2... 3... 4..." Ianto starts to count turning around so Jack could go hide.
"It's a shame that Gwen isn't here yet. She would make this a lot more interesting."
"OI! This is a TWO player game."
"Since when has that..." Jack fades out.
"19... 20. Ready or not, here I come!" Ianto turns around and starts to look. "Damn it!" Ianto says, taking off his pants and boxers.
Explanation note:
Okay, in class one day, Gabi, KT and I (Jacqui) were having a discussion. I'd just watched episode 11 of series two with the awesomely awesome scene in it, but one thing was bugging me. How exactly do you play naked hide and seek? So, we were talking about how it would work. First there was the obvious, it's just hide and seek sans the clothes. But then we had a great idea. What if the person who was hiding had to gradually take off their clothes, and when the person who was seeking found the clothes they had to take off the same article? And then eventually when you find the hider you had sex wherever you found them. Simple, huh? So then we decided to do one of those stories where you fold over the paper so only your last sentence is visible and this is what happened. Hope you enjoyed! Reviews are loved, flames should be changed into constructive criticism instead! ^^