Title: 3 AM Lucubration
Summary: Sylvan wakes up at 3 AM to discover she did not study for her science exam. Hopefully, hilarity will ensue.
Rating: PG for a drunk Drow, this same Drow getting beat over the head with a pillow, accidental nudity, and general eccentricity
Disclaimer: Drizzt is not mine, he's R.A. Salvatore's. But I am jealous coz I didn't think of him first. And Haldir is JRR Tolkein's, despite how much I want him (Haldir, not JRR Tolkein, and not that way. So quit thinking it, all of you!, or I will get my flying monkeys on you all.) And I, of course, am property of myself. I'm making no money, just making people laugh.
And now, for mass confusion and your enjoyment, on with the story.
Ch I: 0300-0314
Sylvan woke up and rolled over, looking at her clock and trying to understand the Roman numerals as she yawned.
"Oh, man! 0300!" she groaned. Her noise woke the ebon-skinned, white haired Elf in the bottom of the bunk beds. He was the shorter of the two Sylvan had as roommates.
"Sylvaaaaaan," the Drow whined. "Why are you uuuuup?"
"I don't knooooooowuh. And quit whiniiiiiinguh!" The blonde Elf with milky brown skin sleeping in the top of the bunk beds groaned, having been awakened by the noise.
"Mankoi naa llie kuile (why are y'all awake)?" Haldir asked without turning over, forgetting to speak in English.
"I woke up for no good reason. Then Drizzt accidentally got woken up. And his whining woke you up. Now everyone is up, so let's all go back to sleep," Sylvan replied.
"Good idea," Haldir mumbled, remembering to speak English this time, "besides, you've a science exam tomorrow."
Sylvan jolted up out of bed, forgetting that for the hot Georgian nights she had slept with at little clothes as possible (aka: nude).
"SCIENCE EXAM?!?!" she shouted. Haldir turned over and saw Sylvan's unclothed top.
"Nice view," he commented to Drizzt.
"I agree." Sylvan threw pillows at both of them, then grabbed someone's shirt (most likely Drizzt's because it was a bit small) out of the laundry hamper and pulled it on.
"I forgot to study!" she exclaimed. Sylvan had jumped out of bed and pulled on a pair of shorts, also from the laundry basket. She then turned on her desk lamp, the sudden light blinding the Drow.
"Aaaah!" he shouted, closing his eyes.
"Sorry Drizzt angel, I forgot about the eyes," Sylvan said. For some strange reason she felt the need to run a brush through her hair and proceeded to do so. In the mean time Drizzt was freaking out.
"I can't see!" he said, bordering hysterics. "I can't see! Allfather help me, I CAN'T SEE!" It was then that Haldir leaned over the rail on the bunk bed to look at Drizzt. He shook the panicked Drow's shoulders.
"So open your eyes!"
"Huh?" Drizzt blinked, thankful that his dark skin didn't show when he was blushing. "Oh.um.thanks." Haldir then pulled himself back into his own bed, pulling the blankets over his head and trying to go back to sleep.
"You two must help me study," Sylvan said. She had sat down at her desk after parting her hair on the right side, as she always did, and was currently opening her laptop.
"Must we?" Haldir moaned. Despite not wanting to leave the warm blankets of his bed, he got up and proved to be wearing only a pair of boxer shorts.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese," Sylvan begged. She gave both of the Elves her best puppy face. She even got up and edged closer to them both. The males exchanged a look that conveyed a single message: Sylvan had to be desperate.
"Fine," Haldir agreed.
"Yay!" Sylvan jumped up and down then threw her arms around Haldir, squeezing him so tight it had to be unhealthy. Drizzt got up as well. He at least had the decency to pull on a pair of pants from the laundry hamper before speaking.
"Me too," he said. Sylvan then hugged Drizzt, allowing Haldir to regain his breath and wonder if she had shoved one of his ribs into a lung. Drizzt wiggled out of Sylvan's grasp and pointed at the chair. Obediently, Sylvan went to sit down. Haldir looked at Drizzt and realized that he was the only one that had very little on. He then invented a whole new shade of red to blush. "I guess I'll go make some coffee whilst Haldir gets dressed," Drizzt said.
"Yeah," Haldir said. "And.I'll." he finally got his pants on and noticed that they belonged to Drizzt, which would explain why they didn't fit properly. He groaned and got them off, then pulled a pair of his own pants out of the laundry and put them on. "I'll get the SciBook disc." (Note: this year my sci teacher issued out little discs w/ our books. The disc was basically the same thing as the book, just with frills and I could keep it at home, meaning I wouldn't have to lug around a big, heavy, ugly red science book. Now, back to the mass confusion.erm.I mean story)
"Umm, yeah." Sylvan said. She typed in the password to her laptop and it continued to load. "I'll just stay here and load up the lappy. And have.a.nervous.breakdown?"
Hate it? Love it? Want Drizzt to get beaten over the head with a pillow? Well, he will anyway and I can't put the suggestions in this story simply because it is pre-written. Still, if you want to give me some ideas, I can work it into my NEXT fanfic. So.you know what to do
Summary: Sylvan wakes up at 3 AM to discover she did not study for her science exam. Hopefully, hilarity will ensue.
Rating: PG for a drunk Drow, this same Drow getting beat over the head with a pillow, accidental nudity, and general eccentricity
Disclaimer: Drizzt is not mine, he's R.A. Salvatore's. But I am jealous coz I didn't think of him first. And Haldir is JRR Tolkein's, despite how much I want him (Haldir, not JRR Tolkein, and not that way. So quit thinking it, all of you!, or I will get my flying monkeys on you all.) And I, of course, am property of myself. I'm making no money, just making people laugh.
And now, for mass confusion and your enjoyment, on with the story.
Ch I: 0300-0314
Sylvan woke up and rolled over, looking at her clock and trying to understand the Roman numerals as she yawned.
"Oh, man! 0300!" she groaned. Her noise woke the ebon-skinned, white haired Elf in the bottom of the bunk beds. He was the shorter of the two Sylvan had as roommates.
"Sylvaaaaaan," the Drow whined. "Why are you uuuuup?"
"I don't knooooooowuh. And quit whiniiiiiinguh!" The blonde Elf with milky brown skin sleeping in the top of the bunk beds groaned, having been awakened by the noise.
"Mankoi naa llie kuile (why are y'all awake)?" Haldir asked without turning over, forgetting to speak in English.
"I woke up for no good reason. Then Drizzt accidentally got woken up. And his whining woke you up. Now everyone is up, so let's all go back to sleep," Sylvan replied.
"Good idea," Haldir mumbled, remembering to speak English this time, "besides, you've a science exam tomorrow."
Sylvan jolted up out of bed, forgetting that for the hot Georgian nights she had slept with at little clothes as possible (aka: nude).
"SCIENCE EXAM?!?!" she shouted. Haldir turned over and saw Sylvan's unclothed top.
"Nice view," he commented to Drizzt.
"I agree." Sylvan threw pillows at both of them, then grabbed someone's shirt (most likely Drizzt's because it was a bit small) out of the laundry hamper and pulled it on.
"I forgot to study!" she exclaimed. Sylvan had jumped out of bed and pulled on a pair of shorts, also from the laundry basket. She then turned on her desk lamp, the sudden light blinding the Drow.
"Aaaah!" he shouted, closing his eyes.
"Sorry Drizzt angel, I forgot about the eyes," Sylvan said. For some strange reason she felt the need to run a brush through her hair and proceeded to do so. In the mean time Drizzt was freaking out.
"I can't see!" he said, bordering hysterics. "I can't see! Allfather help me, I CAN'T SEE!" It was then that Haldir leaned over the rail on the bunk bed to look at Drizzt. He shook the panicked Drow's shoulders.
"So open your eyes!"
"Huh?" Drizzt blinked, thankful that his dark skin didn't show when he was blushing. "Oh.um.thanks." Haldir then pulled himself back into his own bed, pulling the blankets over his head and trying to go back to sleep.
"You two must help me study," Sylvan said. She had sat down at her desk after parting her hair on the right side, as she always did, and was currently opening her laptop.
"Must we?" Haldir moaned. Despite not wanting to leave the warm blankets of his bed, he got up and proved to be wearing only a pair of boxer shorts.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese," Sylvan begged. She gave both of the Elves her best puppy face. She even got up and edged closer to them both. The males exchanged a look that conveyed a single message: Sylvan had to be desperate.
"Fine," Haldir agreed.
"Yay!" Sylvan jumped up and down then threw her arms around Haldir, squeezing him so tight it had to be unhealthy. Drizzt got up as well. He at least had the decency to pull on a pair of pants from the laundry hamper before speaking.
"Me too," he said. Sylvan then hugged Drizzt, allowing Haldir to regain his breath and wonder if she had shoved one of his ribs into a lung. Drizzt wiggled out of Sylvan's grasp and pointed at the chair. Obediently, Sylvan went to sit down. Haldir looked at Drizzt and realized that he was the only one that had very little on. He then invented a whole new shade of red to blush. "I guess I'll go make some coffee whilst Haldir gets dressed," Drizzt said.
"Yeah," Haldir said. "And.I'll." he finally got his pants on and noticed that they belonged to Drizzt, which would explain why they didn't fit properly. He groaned and got them off, then pulled a pair of his own pants out of the laundry and put them on. "I'll get the SciBook disc." (Note: this year my sci teacher issued out little discs w/ our books. The disc was basically the same thing as the book, just with frills and I could keep it at home, meaning I wouldn't have to lug around a big, heavy, ugly red science book. Now, back to the mass confusion.erm.I mean story)
"Umm, yeah." Sylvan said. She typed in the password to her laptop and it continued to load. "I'll just stay here and load up the lappy. And have.a.nervous.breakdown?"
Hate it? Love it? Want Drizzt to get beaten over the head with a pillow? Well, he will anyway and I can't put the suggestions in this story simply because it is pre-written. Still, if you want to give me some ideas, I can work it into my NEXT fanfic. So.you know what to do