Being Naughty, or Being Naughty?

Naruto and Sasuke were just caught by Kakashi-sensei... with their pants halfway up. Apparently, they had another one of their 'challenges in endurance'…

"Ow, ow, ow! Kaka-sensei, don't pull my ear so hard. Ouch!"

"Ngh." 'That really does hurt!'

"What on Earth were you two thinking?! Spanking each other is NOT part of being a ninja!"

"Ah! Okay, I get it! No spanking! I learned my lesson already! My ass hurts, anyway!"

"Hn. Got it." 'Damn him and his occasional earliness!'

"That's no excuse. We're going to the Hokage about this."

"Hmph, Sasuke has a much redder ass." Is what Kakashi thought he heard.

"No way! You're the one with the redder ass. I practically had you sweating and crying (mumble mumble) -ears."

Of course, Kakashi assumed that Sasuke was saying something along the lines of: 'I practically had you sweating and crying those pitiful tears.'

Poor Kakashi didn't even expect what happened next.

"Yeah? Well, next time, I'm gonna pound your ass into the ground first!"

"Che, you couldn't even get close to this piece of work. You've got a real bubble butt."

"Well, you've got an awesome firm ass!"

Oh dear. Kakashi seems to be slightly hyperventilating. He thought back to the earlier things mumbled by the two boys. 'Oh, that's what they were saying! Oh, no!'

(Inside Kakashi's head)

"Hmph, Sasuke has such a better ass."

"No way! You're the one with the better ass. I practically had you sweating and crying right next to my ears."

(Back with the Boys)

"That's why you should be the uke next time!"

"There's no way I'm going to bottom for you, even if I have a tight, firm ass. You're the one with the ass that bounces around in such a cute way. It looks so good when you're sucking me in between those delicious cheeks."

'Oh, hell! What did I ever do to deserve this?!' Let's see. He's always late, comes up with lame excuses, is a pervert (but apparently not a gay one), and ignores most people. That just about sums it up. ;)

"Gah! We're arguing about this in front of Kakashi-sensei!"

"Oh, don't even bother. He's lost in his own world now. Maybe he isn't a gay pervert, after all?"

Kakashi chose that time to snap back to reality. "I'll just leave now. Have fun arguing over who's going to be uke next time." Then, he stopped.

"WAIT ONE DARN MINUTE! YOU TWO BETTER BE USING PROTECTION!" And with that, he walked off, hoping to find relief in Icha Icha Romance: My New Maid.

"Hm, don't you think it's awkward that we were arguing over whose ass was better, when we could have just agreed to switching places every time we fuck?" Naruto questioned.

"Oh. That could have worked too." They sweatdropped and looked around for more people before going at it again.

Both of their asses were sore the next day.

Please feel free to ask if you don't understand anything. Technically, there is no plot. I just got inspired by reading Prove It! and started typing away. I noticed that there are a lot of humor stories out there where people listen in and hear awkward noises and sounds behind doors or through walls. I figured that seeing something like that, instead of hearing it, would be even funnier!

Please use this story to inspire yourselves to write a longer version of this, because I'm just too damn lazy to get my fingers to type much more than this.

Hope you enjoyed what comes from being hooked on SasuNaru Fanfiction and almost unlimited internet access! Ja ne!