Dare to be Stupid (Cappy Mix)
(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)
Well, they might be cute little folks, but with a few exceptions, we all know that the Cappies are not the brightest bulbs, dubbed or otherwise… Holy guacamole, I managed to get in all anime references this time!
Disclaimer: (No comment on the format.) I don't own Kirby, and I regret to inform you that I have nothing to do with the almighty Weird Al Yankovic. :(
Put down that hammer and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fun
It's time to have the liver ice cream at Kawasaki's
It's time to make some more bad puns
You better put all your loot in the King's bank
You better dis Jecra when KJ's around
You better eat that Crab and call a cab
You better pick a fight with Mole underground
You better see how mad Togeira can get while he's inside His Majesty
Then point and laugh at Kracko and make sure you're very wet
Have a Noddy sandwich
Give Doron your wallet
Get Erasem inside you
What can you do
Dare to be stupid
Sing into a Walky
Steal from Kirisakin
Go to the beach and try to plow
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can say that Tuff's a brat
You can say that Tiff's a prude
You can try to see if you can feed a Wolfwrath frozen food
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go!
It's time to make a monster out of my new toy
So can I have more chocolate please?
There's just no sense in making Masher upset
'Cuz he'll just turn you into Swiss cheese
Have a drink, have a few more, then find Sword and Blade Knight
Say their master's too old and he just can't fight
Then move it while they chase you 'round the kingdom all night
It's all right, you can dare to be stupid
It's like trying to drown Kine
It's like calling Nightmare "ma'am"
It's like inviting Amon over and then serving roasted lamb
Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Give Sasuke and Denjaa lots of TNT
Trust Yamikage with your life
Leave your lunch alone with Kirby
You can try to be an Underground Air Ride winner
You can kidnap Escargoon and try to have him for dinner
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say?
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say?
Dare to be stupid
It's OK
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all day
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd!
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud!
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you!
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go! Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid!
Tiff: This song is stupid!
This would actually make a good Kirby music video too.