But the care bears refused to die and came back as cyborgs. They teleported to Tzeenchs magic palace and used their BFG to incinerete the son of the bitch form the face of erth! Tehn they called an air strike and nuke the warp from the orbit. It wasa glorious day of manly slaughter. Adn then the mighty bears returned to their sky castle but Tzeentch was still alive there so they used kung fu his ass to the next dimensions. Day was late so they grabbed some beer and called it a day. The next day in morning they farted on Tzeentch's corpse because they cool like taht.
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