A/N: Well this isn't my fic. My friend, whom I happen to call Ichigo, wrote this yesterday while we were at school and frankly, I laughed my a$$ off because of how random it is. I'm going to call this a parody because it's basically random, kinda confusing, barely makes any semse at all, but I still liked it and so now I am posting it up out of boredom. Enjoy, please no flaming me for this. The word midget is used quite a few times so if that "offends" you, then you have been warned. Another warning is that there is some leprochaun killing up in here.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, nor do I own Lucky Charms or the Lucky Charms leprochaun. (i think I spelled it wrong. ._.') Seriously, though, I can't afford Bleach mangas or even Lucky Charms. (._.')
Ichigo vs Lucky Charms Guy
Ichigo wanders in a plain grass field and sees a bowl of cereal on a naturally flat stump. As he grabs a spoon to take a bite, a short red headed little kid with a beard and golden teeth ran out of the bushes screaming, "Those are my delicious charms!" Ichigo sctatched his head trying to figure out what was going on.
The red headed idiot casts a rainbow over Ichigo. Ichigo is amazed so he tried to ask why there is a rainbow above him. The midget replies with "Stand still." Ichigo becomes determined to get the cereal, so he tries to get it by force.
The little man throws glitter to stun Ichigo. But Ichigo starts swinging his sword wildly and splits the rainbow above him in half. The bearded child conjured twin bladed rainbow scimitars. Ichigo cleared his eyes and realizes that the red head was armed.
Ichigo flies up, hoping to have the advantage of flight but the wailing midget was floating on marshmallows and sliding on rainbows. Ichigo knew getting the cereal wasn't going to be easy. Ichigo thrust fast forward for the cereal but the midget tackled Ichigo, pinning him to the ground.
The little man stuck both his rainbow scimitars through both of Ichigo's hands. Ichigo wails in pain, trying to get free. The midget man skips towards the bowl of cereal and takes a first bite, slowly...
Ichigo, filled with RAGE slides his up his right hand and results in splitting his hand in half. Ichigo is still wailing in pain, but manages to get his other hand free with his crippled, split hand. (Not sure how.) Ichigo immediately dashes towards the midget man and grabs him by his hair, dragging his face along the ground with his good hand. He then steps foot as hard as he possibly could, pulling the upper half of the midget up and SPLITTING the midget in HALF.
Still filled with rage, Ichigo slams the halved midget into the bowl of cereal he once wanted... Ichigo walks away with a smile of relief.
A/N: OKAY. Well, that was random... Well the credit goes to my buddy(?), Ichigo for randomly coming up with this in class.