Me: Well, here I am. Instead of updating the several stories I already have, I'm adding another. Reason I'm writing this story? I recently stumbled across several lemon\love fics of Tori and Jade, and I must say I enjoy this couple. Not only are they both polar opposites, but they're both uber fun to write\read\watch. But we both know Jade is extremely difficult and depressing, while Tori is optimistic and emotinal. What happens if Tori's happiness pisses Jade off when she's already reached her limit?
Read on to find out…
Disclaimer: I own neither Jade nor Tori….Can you own characters played by actors?
Tori slid down the bathroom wall, furiously rubbing away tears that threatened to fall from her eyes.
"I hate her! I absolutely, positively HATE her!" She hissed, left cheek still stinging. What had started out as a beautiful day was turning into a horrible nightmare.
She remembered waking up in a warm bed and a beautiful spring morning. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and the smell of coffee was in the air. Along with the faint smell of burning, the sound of Jade's faint curses, and…was that the smoke detector going off?
Tori sighed, shaking her head with a bemused smile. Jade must've been making breakfast again. No doubt it'd be inedible. But, as always, Tori would stomach it and force a smile to keep Jade from brooding. She wasn't much of a "housewife," but she did try, and had days when she could actually cook something decent. This, however, was obviously not one of those days and Tori knew she'd be scrapping the black off of her toast.
Jade inwardly groaned as she fanned the smoke away from the blaring smoke detector. She had planned on making breakfast for her and Tori, for the latter had landed a role in the school's play "Annie." Of course, this version of the play was nothing like the original. Thanks to Kat and Andre, it was up to date, everyone in the play wore ass-flattering skinny jeans, (although the only ass she noticed was Tori's) and nobody spoke with horrible accents that made them sound like a British housewife. Tori had of course been excited about getting the part, for she was a very excitable person, something that clashed with Jade's dark personality on occasion. But as sadistic as she was, Jade loved seeing Tori so happy, and wasn't about to rain on her parade by telling her that every school in existence had performed "Annie."
Unfortunately, Jade was still half asleep from waking up an hour earlier than usual. She always got up two hours before Tori so she could enjoy her steaming hot coffee and only moments of solitude she had. Between school, projects and living with Tori, she didn't get as much peace as she wanted.
But this morning was different. She went down and prepared everything perfectly. Cutting everything just right without cutting her fingers, not that she minded and she hadn't made a big mess, which meant less work for her. But when everything got on the stove or in the toaster-oven, she had begun to doze. At first she was able to stay awake, but when she foolishly rested her head on the table, she fell asleep for a good twenty minutes and everything was ablaze. The eggs were burning, the toast was smoking and worse of all, and the fire alarm was going off. She was positive this would wake her loved one up. It didn't help that she was screaming curses at the top of her lungs.
To say the least, she was NOT in a good mood. The only thing that could make this day any worst was if-
"Fuck!" Jade seethed as the coffee pot overflowed. She ran to grab some paper towels, and slapped them down on the puddle, successfully burning her hand. She screamed and furiously put her right hand under cold water. Her mind was filled with the dark and horrifying things she would do to whoever made her mood worse. She didn't care who it was, she'd annihilate them! Just then, a pair of slender, tan arms wrapped around her waist. Jade jumped about 10 feet in the air and whipped around, ready to curse out whoever the fuck was stupid enough to sneak up on her.
There stood Tori, brown eyes the size of dinner platters, curious as to why her girlfriend looked ready to murder.
"Uhmm, Jade…what's wrong?" She asked innocently. Jade glared at her.
"What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! I woke up an hour earlier just to make you breakfast! I nearly burnt the fucking kitchen down trying to make you breakfast! I burnt my fucking hand just to make YOU FUCKING BREAKFAST! AND GUESS WHAT, TORI! THERE IS NO FUCKING BREAKFAST!" She screamed, her face now red. Tori stepped back a bit. She knew that look far too well. The last time she saw Jade this mad, was back when she was going out with Beck and another girl started hitting on him. She scratched that girls face apart!
"Oh, Jade! You didn't have to do that!" She said with a nervous smile. Making the girl in front of her any angrier would result in a meltdown. From who, she did not know, but she didn't think crying and screaming would be good for their relationship.
"Oh yes, Miss Vega. I know I didn't have to do that. Hell, if it were any other day I wouldn't have given eating breakfast any though, let alone try and make it. But I tried to be nice, you know how fucking hard that is for me? And you're always complaining about how you "do everything around here," so I tried to give you a break! And what happens?" She didn't give Tori a chance to answer. "I fuck up! Just like in everything else! I'm sick of it, and I'm sick of you criticizing me for every little fucking thing I do wrong!"
"What are you talking about, Jade? I haven't said one thing about anything you did wrong!" Tori defended, seriously wondering if Jade had gone off the deep end. Said girl glared at her, stepping closer, getting into her face.
"Oh really? Because just a few days ago you wouldn't talk to me because I wasn't "nice enough" to your friends! You know I have trouble being around people! And yet you punished me for something I couldn't control!"
"Jade I'm-"
"I'm not finished yet, Miss Perfect! If I wanted someone to tell me how to live my life, I would've just gone out with your sister instead!" Jade saw Tori stiffen at this one, and knew she had struck a nerve. She smirked. Winning arguments against Tori was just too easy, sometimes.
"What…what are you trying to tell me…?" Tori asked weakly, worried about where this conversation was about to lead. She loved Jade, but if she was talking about going out with her sister…? "Jade…I-I love you. Don't you know that? I don't want to lose you." She went for a hug, and her heart completely shattered when Jade pushed her away.
"Why the fuck do you always want affection when we're having a serious conversation? This is ridiculous. Beck never tried to hug me when we were fighting. Maybe it's time to switch back to men now." She said, emotionlessly. Tears fell from Tori's eyes, and Jade switched from the somewhat caring girlfriend Tori knew and loved, to the cold and cruel girl from the first day of school.
"Your weak, ya know that? I don't know what I see in you…Stop crying already, it's unattractive!"
"P-please Jade, tell me what this is about! W-why are you being so cold?" Tori whispered, trying to pull herself together. It was hard when the one you loved was hurting you so badly.
Her knees trembled, her stomach churned and her head was spinning. Nothing made sense anymore, and she had almost passed out.
Until a slap woke her back up.
Tori stumbled and nearly fell into the table. She cradled her stinging cheek and stared at Jade with wide eyes.
"Did…did you just…"
"Yeah, I did. Get over it."
Tori ran for her life. She cried, and screamed things to Jade she would regret later. Or maybe she wouldn't. She ran into the bathroom, flinging the door shut and slid down the wall, onto the cold tiles.
"I hate her! I absolutely, positively HATE her!" She screamed for what seemed like hours.
Tori loved Jade dearly, but even she had to admit that her raven-haired lover had gone too far…
Well, that was my first attempt at writing something that didn't have to do with romance. I know people are going to be like: "Why would you make Jade do that? She isn't THAT mean!" Yes, I know this. But we all know Jade is not a force to be reckoned with when angry, and Tori was being over emotional (well maybe in Jade's eyes) so…yeah.
I'm a JadeXTori supporter, this was NOT supposed to be an anti-coupling story. It was just showing that opposites attract, or something like that. Please review and leave constructive critiscm. But no flames, because those are MEAN! :(