Patetented Daydreams
By: Momentous
Disclaimer: Not mine, I only wish it were!
Warning: this is a chose your own adventure. You are of course welcome to read both endings, but one is funny and one is sappy (with a little bit of funny too) enter at your own risk!
Hermione sat on her bed trying to study. She was failing. She was also failing to ignore Lavender and Parvati giggling about how cute or sweet Won-Won was. Hermione was glaring at them over the top of her book, neither had noticed yet.
After a renewed bout of spasmatic giggling, Hermione slammed her book shut and started rifling through her trunk to avoid the startled stares from across the room. She didn't know what she was looking for, but she knew she couldn't come up empty-handed. Her fingers closed on a small box; she pulled it out and leaned back not taking her eyes off the label. Patented Day-Dream Charms, Hermione read. She remembered the rest of the label without re-reading it, 30 minutes of top quality day-dreaming. She had complimented the twins for this and had therefore received one dream for free. If Hermione ever needed an escape, this was it. She ripped open the box and read the instructions. They were very basic, concentrate and read the incantation. She mumbled the words and the world went hazy.
Hermione was standing in the middle of a large ballroom. There were people everywhere swirling past her in fabulous gowns. None quite so fabulous as the one she was wearing; it was red, it had a full skirt and a bodice that wrapped seductively around her waist and defining her bust line. Everyone was watching her as she stood surveying the ball like a queen over her kingdom. From across the room a red haired young man stood and walked towards her. He was tall and muscular; he was wearing a black suit with golden brocade and trim. He looked like a Prince, and he had set his sights on the queen of the ball. Hermione didn't see him approach; her back was to him. He put his hand on her shoulder and turned her to face him. Hermione met Fred's eyes. His right hand cupped her face and his left snaked around her waist. There was a momentary pause and then their lips met. Her mind spun at the kiss. The kiss that could possibly have been the greatest of her life, of any life. She felt as if she were melting into him…
"Holy Shit!" Hermione gasped.
You now have the choice of what happens next. There are two endings of this fic. One is just silly and humorous the other is also funny, but it has romance in it as well.