I wanted to finish another chapter in my story, but it's almost midnight and I'm lazy. So I made a totally original sentence generator! Squee!
Take the first letter of your first name for the first part.
A: Lugia
B: A grumpy Raichu
C: Ash-Greninja
D: A Litten
E: Two useless Magikarp
F: An alolan Meowth
G: Jessie's Pumpkaboo
H: A shiny Rayquaza
I: Arceus
J: Brock's Onix
K: James' Inkay
L: A mischief-making Popplio
M: Palkia and Diagla
N: A mega-evolved Mewtwo
O: A sleepy Snorlax
P: Bonnie's Dedenne
Q: Serena's Braixen
R: Clemont's Bunnelby
S: A pack of Mightyena
T: A horde of Rattata
U: Alain's Charizard X
V: Mairin's Chespin
W: Misty's Togepi
X: A baby Rufflet
Y: Ash's Pikachu
Z: A Talonflame
Take the first letter of your last name for the second part.
A: destroyed your home
B: ate your lunch
C: hugged you so hard you couldn't breathe
D: became your best friend
E: stole your cookie
F: sacrificed himself/herself to save you
G: haunts you in your dreams
H: is in love with you
I: shaved off all your hair in your sleep
J: gave you a valentine
K: totally ignores you
L: slapped you
M: asked for your hand in marriage
N: licked you
O: took you out to lunch
P: ate your sandwich
Q: stared so intensely at you that you DIED
R: shoved you into a trash can
S: hates you eternally
T: kissed you
U: threw pinecones at you
V: engaged in a fierce water fight with you
W: kicked you as hard as they could
X: threw up on you
Y: became your pet
Z: serenaded you to sleep
Choose your favorite color for the last part!
Red: because they wanted to.
Orange: in a daring act of bravery.
Yellow: because somebody dared them to.
Green: because they loved you.
Blue: because they hate you.
Purple: because you wanted them to.
Other: in order to save you from death.
I got "A mega-evolved Mewtwo stole your cookie in order to save you from death." OKAY THEN, LOL.