A/N: This is my version of what happened when Teddy and Victorie got together enjoy… oh and James is only 2 ½ year younger than teddy in this because I needed him a little more mature than he would have been at 13/14, so he's about to turn 16, in his 5th year. Teddy is 18/19. so that bumps up every ones ages a bit… just pretend that Ginny and Hermione and every one else started to have kid really early :D much to Mrs Weasleys dis/pleasure, not quite sure which :D

James POV

I watched slightly disgusting at what my almost brother was do to my cousin; I mean is that even possible, people kinda need to breathe once in a while. But oh no, not Mr Lupin or Ms Weasley (eww that could be anyone, Rose, Lucy, Molly, Dom, Roxy) can go at it for 4 ½ minutes straight without breathing. They didn't even seem to notice all the commotion they were causing. The gate to Kings Cross was being block because of all the reporters that were busy snapping pictures of them so they had something to gossip about tomorrow on Witch Weekly.

I finally think that someone needs to intervene so they don't pass out from lack of oxygen, and nobody else seemed game so…

"Teddy! That's my cousin throat you're shoving your tongue into! That's so sick, what happened to the bro code?"

The look of shock on his face was hilariously funny, and then he registered that there were about a million people watching him. His hair instantly turned red. Then pure white as he feinted

Shit. So much for intervening so he didn't pass out … ohh well. And that would be Victorie getting veela shit on, better get back to mass of ginger at the other end of the platform, who all somehow ended up being oblivious to all the commotion. As usual. Seriously. One hell of a messed up family.