2 Spoopy 4 Diancie

Whatshername came to Anthony's house. Her Pokémon friends and Marshadow were by the mailbox.

Whatshername: Did they come yet?

Diancie: We haven't looked yet, we were waiting for you.

Whatshername noticed Anthony trying to lift his living room couch and his mom being mad at him.

Grace: You had no problem lifting it before, why are you having such a hard time now?

Anthony: Because it's stuck in the ground now and I'm not motivated by anger anymore.

Grace: That was a rhetorical question.

Whatshername: How the heck did Anthony's couch get stuck in the ground?

Diancie: Long story. It involves SpongeBob and people almost dying.

Whatshername: …..Okay you gotta tell me. You can't say a combination like that and not expect me to NEED to know.

Diancie: I'll tell you if you tell me your name.

Celebi and Emolga got very interested. Marshadow didn't really care because he had only known Whatshername for 4 days.

Whatshername: ….Never mind.

Diancie opened the mailbox and took out a package. They all got excited and went inside.

They opened the package and there was 4 Halloween costumes in it. But something wasn't quite right.

Marshadow: Somethin' ain't quite right here. These aren't the costumes I ordered.

Diancie: It's almost as if having the guy who's never heard of Amazon order the costumes from AMAZON was a bad idea.

Marshadow: Hey! I watched that tutorial video like 6 times. I couldn't possible have…...

Celebi: *screams in fear* This costume's not a pretty flower, it's a scary flower. Why is it that every Halloween, they've gotta take everything that's not scary and make it scary?

Whatshername: You mean like clowns?

Celebi: What are you talking about? Clowns are always scary.

Diancie took the Piranha Plant costume that Celebi got stuck with and yanked the teeth out of it.

Diancie: There. How's that?

Celebi: Much better.

Emolga took her costume out of the box.

Emolga: I thought you said that none of these were what you meant to order.

Marshadow: They aren't.

Emolga: Then how is my costume the right thing?

Marshadow: It's not. How is that a gumball?

Emolga: Oh. I guess you wouldn't know. Gumball is a character on Cartoon Network.

Marshadow: Oh. Well that's a much less strange costume choice. I just wish the costume I wanted to get Whatshername had come too.

Whatshername took her costume out of the box.

Whatshername: Eh, Harvey Beaks is boring, but at least it's not an octopus.

Marshadow: Yeah, but it was supposed to be Squid…

Celebi: Marshy, do NOT finish that sentence.

Whatshername: Was he about to say…..Squidward?!

Celebi: Absolutely not. He was gonna say Squid….uhh, just squid.

Whatshername: If you say so.

Whatshername went into Eureka's room to put her costume on. Marshadow looked in the box.

Marshadow: Hey wait a minute, the wrapping on mine says "Jack Black." Maybe I actually got the right one.

Marshadow unwrapped his costume and it was just a light blue shirt that said "Jack Black" on it. Marshadow was not amused. Diancie picked up the now empty box.

Diancie: Okay, now you really screwed up. I don't have a costume at all.

Marshadow: Oh, that wasn't a mistake.

Diancie: What?! Why didn't you get me a costume?

Marshadow: So that you wouldn't get to trick-or-treat with us.

Diancie threw Marshadow at the wall.

Diancie: Well, congratulations. Your stupid plan worked because I am NOT trick-or-treating without a costume.

Celebi: You're not? Well then I can't go either. It'll be way too scary.

Marshadow: No it won't, 'cause I'll be there with you.

Diancie was really, REALLY angry. She took Anthony's big bowl of candy and started eating the candy angrily.

Celebi: I don't think I should go, Marshy. Diancie obviously wants me to stay.

Diancie: No. It's fine. It's perfectly, perfectly fine.

Celebi: Diancie, I can tell when you're lying. Also, you just ate that bag of Skittles without opening it.

Diancie: HAVING TO THROW THE WRAPPERS AWAY IS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!

Hearing Diancie say that made Celebi smile even though she could tell she didn't mean it.

Anthony opened the front door and dragged the couch inside. Grace followed behind him, still mad.

Anthony: Diancie, you can't eat that, it's for the trick-or-treaters.

Diancie: And yet, here I am eating it. How do you explain that?

Whatshername came out of Eureka's room with her costume on now.

Whatshername: I'm not going either. It wouldn't be Halloween without Diancie. It's the day we met for cryin' out loud.

Anthony: Are you sure it wasn't a few days before Halloween?

Whatshername: I'm pretty positive it was Halloween.

Anthony brought the couch back to where it goes and laid down on it on his stomach.

Grace: If you're not going out, why'd you put your costume on?

Whatshername: I can still wear it even if I'm not trick-or-treating.

Diancie put the candy bowl down.

Diancie: Except you ARE! I am not gonna let Marshbutthole ruin Halloween for you too.

Whatshername: He already has. I am staying here if it kills me.

Diancie: Okay fine. But the rest of you are gonna go get candy, and you are going to enjoy yourselves.

Diancie gently pushed Celebi, Emolga, and Marshadow out the door. By this point, they had their costumes on and trick-or-treat bags/buckets in their hands. Celebi was sad because she could tell her best friend was upset.

Marshadow: Hey, wait! This has been bugging me all week. I understand how you do it, you use telepathy, but how come Whatshername doesn't speak a Pokémon language?

Whatshername: For the love of The Great Zapfish, why does everybody think I'm a…?!

Diancie slammed the door.

Grace: It's because you're clearly not a human, and the only non-human things that are supposed to exist are Pokémon. When you stop and think about it, you being here is kind of a crime against nature.

Whatshername: you beInG hEre Is kInd Of a criMe aGainSt naTure. Come on Diancie, let's go…

Diancie was shaking a lot.

Whatshername: …upstairs and play…..Are you okay?

Diancie: NEVER BETTER! I AM NOT WORRIED AT ALL!

Whatshername: I never said you were…

Diancie: WHY DOES CELEBI BEING FRIENDS WITH MARSHADOW BOTHER ME SO MUCH MORE THAN HER BEING FRIENDS WITH EMOLGA? OR HOW MUCH ME BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU BOTHERS CELEBI? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Whatshername: …..Maybe…

Diancie: COME ON, LET'S GO PLAY WHATEVER GAME YOU WERE GONNA SAY!

Whatshername: Uhh…yeah.

Diancie and Whatshername went upstairs to Anthony's room.