randma, I'm gonna get married.

Just Nick telling his nana he's gonna get married. ONESHOT/Future fic – Jess x Nick

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"Grandma, I'm gonna get married."

"What?"

"I'm gonna get married!"

"Did you buy a carriage?"

"No, I'm gonna get married!"

"Ohhhhhh! Congratulations, darling! Who's the lucky one? Fat Schmidt? I knew you boys had a connection."

Nick hits his own forehead.

"No, no, oh my God. It's not a guy!"

"Darling, no matter what, I support you, you don't have to lie to me."

"Nana, I'm marrying a GIRL"

"Oh, a girl! Less damage then. Who's she?"

"It's Jess. You've met her, remember?"

"That one with blue eyes that look like giant Viagra pills?"

"Er… Yeah… That one."

"Sorry, I don't remember."

"But you just described her eyes, how can you not remember Jess?!"

Grandma Miller pauses for a moment, and then frowns.

"Is Jess the one that dressed like Elvis for your father's funeral?"

"Correct."

"Oh, right. I think I was wasted the day I met her."

"Oh, nana… Okay, so are you happy?"

"Why should I be happy? You're the one getting married, dear."

Nick rolled his eyes.

"Okay."

"Your kids are gonna be so gorgeous"

"Wow, nana, hold on, we're not ready for children yet."

"They are gonna have giant blue eyes and adorable large noses, such cute kids."

"What's wrong with my nose? It's not large!"

"Sorry, what?"

"My nose's not large."

"I'm thinking about a little girl with bangs too, just like your fiancée."

"Oh, so you remember Jess!"

"I guess..."

"Of course you do, you have even offered her some of your weed."

"Yeaahhh, right! And then she promised me she would make weed cupcakes!"

"When did this happen?"

"Darling, we have to start planning your wedding."

"No, wait, what you mean weed cupcakes."

"You must have peonies for the reception, they are lovely flowers!"

"Nana…"

"Jess is an adorable girl, dear, you've made the right choice"

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