Any Crotch Will Do:
A Digimon Parody on the song "Any Dream Will Do" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Notes: I don't own anything. it's just a parody.I came up with this in choir after eating quite a bit of sugar and an 8-hour digi-marathon. It works better if you imagine poor ickle TK singing.
Any Crotch Will Do
I closed my eyes
And woke up afraid,
Monsters in my head
Loomed into view.
Far, far away
I heard music playing;
My brother must be staying
But any crotch will do.
I hid my face
Under the blanket.
Even though I'd make it,
In my heart I knew.
And by the fire
Taichi was standing,
I made my crash landing
'Cause any crotch will do.
Be it Matt or Tai
I couldn't tell you why
I have to do this to every guy.
But it makes me feel so much better,
I don't feel alone.
When we return
Will I still need them?
My fear's decreasing
And the need is too.
And as I grow
I keep on waiting;
Still hesitating.
Will any crotch still do?
Another Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon or Joseph and the Amazing Techinicolor Dreamcoat. If I did, digimon wouldn't have ended the way it did.*shudder* This is for entertainment purposes and I'm not making any money off this.
A Digimon Parody on the song "Any Dream Will Do" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Notes: I don't own anything. it's just a parody.I came up with this in choir after eating quite a bit of sugar and an 8-hour digi-marathon. It works better if you imagine poor ickle TK singing.
Any Crotch Will Do
I closed my eyes
And woke up afraid,
Monsters in my head
Loomed into view.
Far, far away
I heard music playing;
My brother must be staying
But any crotch will do.
I hid my face
Under the blanket.
Even though I'd make it,
In my heart I knew.
And by the fire
Taichi was standing,
I made my crash landing
'Cause any crotch will do.
Be it Matt or Tai
I couldn't tell you why
I have to do this to every guy.
But it makes me feel so much better,
I don't feel alone.
When we return
Will I still need them?
My fear's decreasing
And the need is too.
And as I grow
I keep on waiting;
Still hesitating.
Will any crotch still do?
Another Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon or Joseph and the Amazing Techinicolor Dreamcoat. If I did, digimon wouldn't have ended the way it did.*shudder* This is for entertainment purposes and I'm not making any money off this.