America's Truths.
1. Even though I became an official country 236 years ago, I am actually over 300 years old.
2. Before England found me and Europeans settled on my land, I lived with my "sister" Native America.
3. One day, I got lost and I couldn't find her again. I haven't seen her since then.
4. No...no matter what Prussia seems to think, I am not gay for Obama, or any of the other presidents. (Though I'm pretty sure he had the hots for his "old Frits"
5. I eat so much mainly because it is "stress eating". You try raising 51 kids. It's a living hell. (51=W.D.C)
6. And because fast food is so damn addictive!
7. The hardest time of my life was probably the Civil War.
8. In it, I had to kill my own brother. No one knew I had a brother other than Matt I bet. He was the "Confederate States of America" or at least tried to become that.
9. The scariest time in my life was 9/11.
10. I woke up one morning by coughing up blood and bleeding from my chest. I'm still recovering from it.
11. Aside from my "kids" I consider England, Canada, and France my family.
12. Each of my states are very important to me.
13. We all live (usually) together in my house in D.C.
14. Again, despite what Prussia says, I didn't have sex with France and give birth to Louisiana.
15. My New England states call England "grandpa".
16. Being the country of religious tolerance, I have read every single bible of every single religion.
17. I respect everyone's choice of religion, but I am agnostic.
18. I fully support gay marriage. It is my states and their people who don't.
19. Because of my economic troubles recently, I've been getting sicker and sicker. The doctors even put me on a diet forbidding hamburgers...I haven't had one in a full week...
20. I may seem childish, and obsessed with Hero's, but I can be serious. (It's just not fun to be serious) I don't mind being called silly and kid like and immature...but I seriously draw the line at fat stupid American.