A/N: Wow, I haven't written something in over a year. Anyways, here's the inspiration for the story: I saw a turtle pillow. And I asked my friend, "What if someone got hit with a flying turtle?" And then she looked at me like I was insane. So I went around asking people what they would think if it was a story. Most gave me the same look, or told me that it was stupid, but my other friend (who's gave me the idea for what'll be the first 3, and the fifth chapter of this story) said it was awesome. And then she said various other words, which is the first 3 chapters, so I can't tell you them. So anyways, then the idea for the fourth chapter came up during lunch with a dare I gave this kid and he did it because I said I would give him a dollar, but I lied. And then I asked the friend who's giving me plenty of ideas to say another word, and there's the fifth chapter right there. See? You get a guaranteed 5 chapters where I know what I'm doing, so there might be more than 1 update a day. So anyways, I'm going to ask some other friends (plus her) to name random words. I consider this a sister-fic to one of my other stories, Naruto Characters Say the Darndest Things, and don't worry, I'm gonna update that one soon, too. By the way, this is definitely gonna be a series of drabbles. At least this one, because I don't exactly have all day to take my sweet precious time. However, summer break is approaching.

Disclaimer: No, I'm not Masashi Kishimoto, and therefore I don't own Naruto.

Anyways, enjoy the first chapter!

Chapter 1: Flying Turtles

Sasuke was in the park enjoying some tomatoes on a beautiful, warm, summer day. Actually, he wasn't really "enjoying" anything. Partially because there were bees all over the place, but mostly 'cause he's emo-tastic. Just kidding. So anyways… that's when IT happened.

"Oww… what hit me? HOW DARE SOMETHING DISTURB ME FROM ENJOYING MY VEGETABLE-LIKE FRUIT!!!"

Then he saw IT. The it that was currently causing all his misery. There, he saw… a turtle. Sasuke had a look of complete and utter confusion. Why? Not because he'd never seen a turtle before, no, Sasuke? He'd never not seen a turtle before, he's just too cool not to. But because he was wondering who possibly threw the turtle at him.

That's when it happened AGAIN. He'd been disturbed a SECOND time. He'd got hit by a flying turtle TWICE.

He shifted his eyes, and saw a glimpse of orange.

Oh crap!

Naruto ran for his life. Which apparently, wasn't that fast, because Sasuke caught him before he could make it to Ichiraku's Ramen, which wasn't that far from where they were originally.

Then Sasuke grabbed on to his shirt collar with one hand, armed with a turtle in the other, and chucked it right at his face.

A/N: Wow… hmm… if I knew how to make an entire video, I'd put a movie version of this on YouTube or something, because I think it'd be a lot funnier that way. However, I don't, so this will stay a fanfiction. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed chapter one of… well, an extremely random story. Please review!

That's all for now.