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Pop! It wasn't annoying to start with.
Pop! But after a while...
Pop! Someone popping bubble gum continuously can get on your nerves.
"Jiroh..." Pop! "I see you're trying to imitate that one Rikkai boy you have a fanboy crush on, but..." Pop! "I don't believe popping bubbles you make with that bubble gum over and over is going to help you win him over." Oshitari said, drawling on it that way he did.
The popping sound did originate from Jiroh, who sat in the desk directly behind Oshitari. "But, Yuushi!" Pop! "It's addictive!"
"Well, get addicted to chewing it, not blowing bubbles with it."
Twirling a purple mechanical pencil with his slender fingers, Oshitari turned around to face the black board of notes that their teacher had left for them to copy. (Of course, Oshitari wasn't even going to bother writing down notes on something he already knew about. Silly trigonometric ratios.) The Kansai-ben speaking teen seemed even more satisfied when a small 'hmph' of annoyance reached his ears. It was so fun annoying Jiroh.
"I don't see why people even enjoy chewing that stuff. Bubble gum is actually just made out of flavored rubber, you know. Why even bother..."
Oshitari was promptly shut up when he turned around, because Jiroh had leaned forward in his seat and planted a kiss on Hyoutei's tensai's lips. Before many of the people in the classroom could notice that anything weird was going on Jiroh pulled away, smiling like a maniac.
Sighing, Oshitari blew a bubble with his newly acquired bubble gum. Pop! "I suppose if that were to be how I get my bubble gum it'd be a bit more enjoyable."
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A/N: When this prompt came up on the crack generator I was hit by this idea and... Yeah, here it is. I'd leave more of a note if I wasn't freakishly tired and about to drop dead asleep right now. So, until my next crack story, ja ne!